GANG OF TEN
Not surprisingly, terrorist mastermind Osama bin Laden continues at the top of the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list with a $27 million bounty on his head.
The nine other most wanted men include reputed Boston organized crime leader James J. Bulger, wanted in connection with 19 counts of murder; handsome Jason Derek Brown, an avid golfer, snowboarder and skier who holds a business master's degree, who is wanted for murder in Arizona; former Arizona fireman and hospital technician Robert William Fisher, sought in the slaying of his family in Arizona; repeat killer Glen Stewart Godwin, who has escaped from prisons in Mexico and California; western ranch hand and Mississippi sex-crime suspect Edward Eugene Harper; Los Angeles street gang member Emigdio Preciado Jr.; security guard and Connecticut armed robbery suspect Victor Manuel Gerena; Idaho triple-murder suspect Jorge Alberto Lopez-Orozco; and Alexis Flores, wanted in a Philadelphia child killing.
OUCH!
"Mister Speaker, to paraphrase an old NFL films episode, there are 31 teams in the National Football League, and then there are the Pittsburgh Steelers."
So Rep. Jason Altmire, Pennsylvania Democrat, dared brag on the House floor this week. Mr. Altmire, first elected to Congress in 2006, was a member of Florida State University's first Sugar Bowl championship football team.
John McCaslin is a contributing columnist on Townhall.com and author of Inside The Beltway: Offbeat Stories, Scoops, and Shenanigans from around the Nation's Capital .
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