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Thursday, December 04, 2008
Frank Pastore :: Townhall.com Columnist
Jack Black, Jesus, and Prop 8
by Frank Pastore
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This week, the creative minds behind “Hairspray,” composer Marc Shaiman and director Adam Shankman, opened their “Prop 8: The Musical” with an all-star studded cast that includes Jack Black, Neil Patrick Harris and John C. Reilly at Sacramento Community College.

You can watch it here.

The point of the production is to shame the voting public for passing Proposition 8 a month ago, which simply defined marriage in California as between a man and a woman. The musical is clearly intended to spark more “public outrage.” No doubt, more protests, more storming of Mormon temples and Catholic churches and more vandalism against churches will follow. Beyond that, it is likely that more church services will be crashed by same-sex activists—all in the name of “tolerance,” “love,” and “mutual understanding.”

The strategy behind this shaming-of-the-public production is simple: lampoon the supporters of the constitutional amendment into embarrassment so that the next time same-sex marriage shows up on the ballot, they’ll do the “loving thing,” and support it rather than reject it, which is the only one true path to social penance, cultural redemption and liberal forgiveness—at least in the mind of the same-sex marriage crowd.

What’s new about all this is their overt play, albeit erroneously, of the Jesus card. Yes, even the “No on 8” crowd can “get religion.”

At the pivotal moment of the musical, Jesus (played by Jack Black) confronts the “Yes on 8” supporters for their belief that homosexuality is an “abomination,” and lifts a shrimp cocktail to them and says that Leviticus also says eating shellfish likewise is an “abomination.”

He then goes on to say the Bible also teaches that you can “stone your wife,” or “sell your daughter into slavery,” as evidence that you really can’t trust everything the Bible teaches. Or, as in the language of that oft-repeated favorite locution from our skeptical friends, “you can’t take the Bible literally.”

So much for the doctrine of inerrancy. I guess the Word made flesh really didn’t mean everything He said in the Word. Maybe we should put our trust in a non-believer to divine the “good” words from the “bad” words, huh?

Before leaving, Jesus even goes on to affirm, of all things, the “separation of church and state.”

Now these are delightful challenges! As a teacher, I wish more students had the courage to ask them.

Here are a few answers:

The whole point of Leviticus and Deuteronomy was to teach Israel how to separate and become distinct from all they had learned while in Egyptian captivity. They are books of contrast and separation, distinctions and differences. For example, Egypt worshipped death, Israel was called to worship life. The Ten Commandments of Exodus 20 are instructions of how to become different. Holy items shall be “sanctified”—literally, “set apart”—that is, distinct from non-holy items.  Jews themselves, and later Christians, are likewise to be “set apart” for God.

Men and women were created different and distinct, therefore their roles, behavior and even dress should not be confused as the Egyptians did (and many pagan cultures still do).

For example, Deuteronomy 22:11 says, “You shall not wear a material mixed of wool and linen together.” The whole reason being “don’t confuse plant and animal products, they’re different categories, remember that.” There’s painful detail throughout the Bible pounding this meta-theme home. Continued...

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The Frank Pastore Show is heard in Los Angeles weekday afternoons on 99.5 KKLA and on the web at kkla.com, and is the winner of the 2006 National Religious Broadcasters Talk Show of the Year. Frank is a former major league pitcher with graduate degrees in both philosophy of religion and political philosophy.
 
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reading Bible Literally
To me it is the same old story. Maybe you can write off all of thes OT laws as unapplicable to today (well except for anything dealing with homosexuality). But there are plenty of examples in the NT from the “if you divorce and remarry you are committing adulty” and living an adulterous lifestyle, to women must wear hats or head covering in Church, to women must never be allowed to teach men (and I’m not even talking about things like if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off where it probably can be pointed out that Jesus was talking figuratively - maybe, anyway)

Sorry I believe nobody really reads the Bible literally, and in my opinion, it shouldn’t be. I think we get into problems when we try to do that and do all kinds of mental gymnastics to explain away or make something fit that just doesn’t.

I think the Bible is meant to be read as an authoratative book, but not word for word literally. My more conservative friends do the exact same thing - they just don’t admit it

Again reading the Bible Literally?
To me it is the same old story. Maybe you can write off all of thes OT laws as unapplicable to today (well except for anything dealing with homosexuality). But there are plenty of examples in the NT from the “if you divorce and remarry you are committing adulty” and living an adulterous lifestyle, to women must wear hats or head covering in Church, to women must never be allowed to teach men (and I’m not even talking about things like if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off where it probably can be pointed out that Jesus was talking figuratively - maybe, anyway)

Sorry I believe nobody really reads the Bible literally, and in my opinion, it shouldn’t be. I think we get into problems when we try to do that and do all kinds of mental gymnastics to explain away or make something fit that just doesn’t.

I think the Bible is meant to be read as an authoratative book, but not word for word literally. My more conservative friends do the exact same thing - they just don’t admit it
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