Two staggering occurrences happened after this Grammy night pummeling of Rihanna by Brown the wuss clown. One, Rihanna got back with this helix misser, and two, her father is cool with it. I do not, cannot, and—if I could—would not understand either her actions or those of her father.

Rihanna, you do know you’re super hot, rich, and crazy talented, don’t you? Well if you don’t, you are. Being beautiful and wickedly well off, you should dump that little toad and hold out for a nicer fella. Like now. Run. Get a restraining order against Bozo and wait ‘til you can find a guy who is this thing we call in the south a “gentleman.”

The other thing I can’t wrap my mind around and has left me utterly gobsmacked is that her dad is cool with her going back to Brown. WTH pops? Earth to Rihanna’s sperm donor: Part of being a dad is protecting your daughter from anybody who would try to shove her out of a moving car! Holy God, dude.

Note: For other maltreated ladies who are in Rihanna’s abused shoes, show yourself a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T. If your boyfriend or husband is verbally, emotionally or physically abusing you, well then to heck with him; life’s too short to spend your days living with that ghastly nonsense, baby. Get rid of him. Immediately. Before he offs you. Dissuade yourself right know from thinking you are this guy’s personal savior and that he will find healing from above on your soft breast. You’re not Jesus, and you could very well become another Nicole Brown Simpson.

Finally, girls: Jack up your self-respect levels. Don’t let a guy talk smack to you and treat you like a dog. I don’t care if he looks like Brad Pitt, can sing like a canary, or dance like JT. And dads, if you have a daughter and want to raise her so she can discern, avoid or defend herself, if need be, from morons like Brown and his ilk, get my new book How to Keep Jackasses Away from Daddy’s Girl. It’s gold, pure gold for raising little ladies in this stupid, stupid, culture. It’s available as a cheap download only on www.ClashRadio.com.