How to Keep Your Job at NPR

If you do not want to get fired from NPR, do the following: -Get arrested -Use a fake, photoshopped picture of Sarah Palin as a real photo on your news show -Express your opinion to close Guantanamo bay (if you say it should stay open, you could be fired) -Wish that a Senator you disagree with gets AIDS -Imply that someone you disagree with is crazy and needs to speak with their psychiatrist