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Obama Bingo Key:
“Freeze” – Two Step Diet Plan: 1. Gorge at an all-you-can-eat buffet 2. Repeat for the next three years
“Unprecedented levels” – The current level of government spending, the highest since WW II
“Children and grandchildren” – The people picking up the tab
“Crisis” -- Excuse to hike taxes and grow the government per Rahm Emmanuel’s theory: “Never waste a crisis”
“There are those who…” – [INSERT STRAW MAN HERE]
“Banks” – Recipients of bailout funding not named Government Motors, Fannie Mae, or Freddie Mac
“Wall Street” – Place where your 401(k) and IRA live and where the bank tax would be collected from
“Main Street” – Place where you live and where the rest of Obama’s tax hikes would be collected from
“Middle Class” – Those who make less than $250,000 a year and yet are the target of seven tax hikes in Obamacare
“Hope” – Home town of a former President who could teach Obama a lot about listening to voters when his leftist policies prove
to be unpopular
“Change” – Take-home pay of future generations due to massive spending increases and government expansion
“Bipartisan” – Democrat efforts to get Republican fingerprints on bad pieces of legislation
“Investment” – The government spending your tax dollars
“As I’ve said before” – Prepare for a poll-tested line from stump speeches
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“Washington special interests” – Lobbyists who comply with the law, unlike the SEIU’s Andy Stern
“Status quo” – A $100 billion hike in domestic spending which Obama wants to “freeze”
“Let me be clear” – Prepare yourself for meaningless truism
“Tax cuts to 95% of working families” – Don’t ask about the $2.1 trillion in tax hikes proposed or endorsed during my first year
“Executive pay” – A serious problem because large cash awards are only appropriate when politicians dole out taxpayer money to the pet projects of their sons, brothers, wives, or campaign contributors
“Trillion-dollar deficit” – The new definition of fiscal austerity in the Obama era, which he wants to “freeze”
“Sacrifice” – Tax hikes
“Bailout” or “TARP funding” – Monies issued by the federal government, most of which has been returned except from Government Motors and other Obama allies
“Recovery Package” – Politically correct term for “stimulus package”
“Too big to fail” – Definition of a company favored by Obama allies and/or Federal Reserve technocrats
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