It turns out that instead of hiking the Appalachian Trail, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford was, instead, in Buenos Aires.
As you may recall, I visited Buenos Aires back in '07, and found it quite delightful.
Unlike the governor, however, I did tell a few folks where I was going.
This line from A Few Good Men comes to mind,
You were leaving for one day and you packed a bag and made three phone calls. Santiago was leaving for the rest of his life, and he hadn't called a soul and he hadn't packed a thing. Can you explain that?