Biden Offends Ohio, Says Delaware Will Kick Their @ss!

Speaking to members of the University of Delaware football team Friday morning, the Democratic VP candidate said he thinks the Fightin Blue Hens (1-1 this season) could thrash a certain team from Ohio.

"I was out in Ohio," he said while fiddling with a football in his hands. "I told the folks in Ohio that we'd kick Ohio State's ass!" (It remains unclear if Biden actually ever told Ohio voters this.)

I mean, it's not like Ohio is an important state.  And, you know, it's not like they take college football that seriously.  And, you know, it's not like the polls are that tight there...