Murtha's Finalists

Thank you to all who submitted nicknames for Murtha. 

As promised, an "expert panel" has deliberated and come up with the following finalists:

Gurtha - My personal favorite.

Worrt - Star Wars reference

Cracker Jack - (Predominantly because of what the nickname says about his bill writing. You never know what types of pork you will find in them like you never know what you will find in the bottom of a cracker jack box.)

Major Pork - So many meanings ...

So out of these four (and only these four), what do you like?