Southpark Solutions: Freezing For PS3 Peace

Mary Katharine Ham
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Posted: Nov 17, 2006 12:50 PM

Everyone's freaking out about the PS3.

John Edwards needed one so bad he ignited a political fire when his camp called Wal-Mart for one, despite his well-known Wal-Mart animus.

And, now people are dislocating jaws.

And, getting robbed.

And, even shot.

In times like these, it's wise to rely on the prescience of South Park for solutions to social problems. Go forth, freeze yourselves, and sin no more. Cartman couldn't wait for the Nintendo Wii to come out, so he took matters into his own hands.