Madonna Kicks Off Tour, Breaks Absolutely No Ground

My thought exactly.

I wonder just how passe stars could get in their "social statements" before the press would stop acting like they're doing anything new.

You're trying too hard, Madge. We get it. You're so edgy that you'll insult George W. Bush-- ON STAGE! Crrazy!

(I know there's an accent in passe, but I can't figure out how to make it in this blogging program. Sorry 'bout that.)