Prophecy: | Date Written: | Fulfillment: | Date Fulfilled: |
Captain America Rebooted As Feminist, Atheist, Transgender Hydra Agent | 10-07-2016 | Marvel's newest Captain America is an LGBTQ+ activist | 03-15-2021 |
Merriam-Webster Updates Definition Of 'Fascism' To 'Anything One Disagrees With'' | 04-21-2017 | Merriam-Webster has a new definition of “racism” | 06-10-2020 |
‘2 + 2 = 4,’ Insists Closed-Minded Bigot | 05-09-2017 | USA Today: Is Math Racist? | 12-07-2021 |
Inclusivity Win: State Of California To Make All Prisons Gender-Neutral | 09-20-2017 | California Gov. Newsom signs law requiring transgender prison inmates to be housed based on gender identity | 09-27-2020 |
First Baptist Dallas Members Melt Golden Jewelry Down Into Towering Donald Trump Statue | 01-02-2018 | Gold statue of Trump appears at CPAC conference | 02-26-2021 |
President Trump Declares The Babylon Bee His Most-Trusted News Source | 01-19-2018 | Donald Trump Tweets Satirical 'Babylon Bee' Article Saying Twitter Was Down to Protect Bidenn | 10-16-2020 |
Striking Blow Against Toxic Masculinity, Man Graciously Allows Wife To Shovel Driveway | 01-21-2019 | Jon Reyes Tweet | 01-08-2022 |
Biden Vows To Return Nation To Era When Press Didn't Bother Reporting On President's Scandals | 04-26-2019 | ABC, CNN avoid explosive Hunter Biden report; other networks give it fewer than five minutes, study finds | 10-16-2020 |
Man's Baptism Overturned After Instant Replay Reveals He Was Not Fully Submerged | 05-01-2019 | A pastor baptized people for decades using one wrong word. Now those are all considered invalid | 02-15-2022 |
Sheltered Atheist Kid Not Allowed To Watch 'VeggieTales'' | 05-20-2019 | Atheist parents coping because their kids believe in God thanks to VeggieTales | 05-09-2021 |
California School System To Feature Mandatory 2nd Grade Field Trips To Gay Bars | 06-28-2019 | School in Broward took elementary aged kids to a gay bar on a field trip | 10-27-2021 |
New York Times Praises Soviet Union For Unprecedented Gender Equality In Labor Camps | 07-22-2019 | Biden's Pick for Banking Regulator Once Praised Soviet Union for Having 'No Gender Pay Gap' | 09-26-2021 |
Democrats Propose Creation Of National Trump Voter Registry | 08-07-2019 | Antifa Leader to launch new website | 11-04-2020 |
Trump: 'I Have Done More For Christianity Than Jesus' | 12-23-2019 | Donald Trump told a Christian TV network that nobody had done more for 'Christianity or for evangelicals or for religion itself' than him | 10-03-2021 |
California Bill Prohibits Stores From Selling Toys That Don’t Actively Confuse Children’s Sexuality | 02-28-2020 | Toys R They? CA Law Requires Stores To Have Gender-Neutral Area For Kids’ Products | 10-11-2021 |
Trump Cancels 2020 Election Over Coronavirus Concerns | 03-10-2020 | The President’s Trumped-Up Claims of Voter Fraud | 07-30-2020 |
SAT To Be Replaced With DNA Test To Determine How Oppressed You Are | 04-10-2020 | College Admissions in a Covid Year: SATs Are Out, Personal Stories Are In | 09-17-2020 |
Several States Issue Orders Requiring People To Run Around In Giant Hamster Balls | 05-11-2020 | THE FLAMING LIPSPLAY FOR CROWD ENCASED IN BUBBLES | 10-15-2020 |
Clever Churchgoers Avoid Arrest By Disguising Themselves As Rioters | 06-01-2020 | “Good morning, everyone. I’m happy to welcome you to the Grace Community Church peaceful protest.” | 08-09-2020 |
Democrats Propose Replacing All Police With Traveling Bands Of Hippies Singing 'Imagine'' | 06-09-2020 | Police pin hopes on ‘rainbow cars’ to drive out hate crime | 08-22-2021 |
New, Less Problematic History Books Will Only Include What Happened In The Current Year | 06-24-2020 | Illinois community leaders want to abolish history lessons in schools | 08-03-2020 |
Nevada Church Avoids Coronavirus Restrictions By Installing Slot Machines | 07-26-2020 | Calvary Chapel to Hold Prayer Service (for Trump) at Las Vegas Casino. | 08-06-2020 |
Dave Ramsey Proposes New Stimulus Package Where Every American Is Just Sent A Stack Of Empty Budgeting Envelopes | 07-31-2020 | Dave Ramsey on stimulus checks: 'If $600 or $1,400 changes your life, you were pretty much screwed already' | 02-11-2021 |
Men’s Health Magazine Celebrates Body Positivity With First Obese Cover Model | 08-12-2020 | Cosmo: This is Healthy Cover | 01-01-2021 |
BLM Rioters Awarded Nobel Peace Prize | 08-13-2020 | Black Lives Matter nominated for Nobel peace prizee | 02-01-2021 |
Oops! Public School Teacher Forgets To Remove Antifa Mask Before Logging On For Class | 08-15-2020 | California High School AP Gov Teacher Admits Communist Indoctrination of Students. | 08-31-2021 |
Biden: 'My Doc Says I Don't Have Alzheimer's, Dementia, Or Alzheimer's'' | 08-19-2020 | We Need an Operation Warp Speed for Alzheimer's and Dementiaa | 02-24-2021 |
Journalists Admit They're Supporting Biden Just So They Can Take Another 4-to-8-Year-Long Vacation | 08-26-2020 | Did Washington Just Have an Actual Weekend? | 02-22-2021 |
Anonymous White House Source Claims Trump Punched A Baby | 09-04-2020 | WATCH: 98 Times Trump Disparaged Babies By Using Them as an Insult | 09-08-2020 |
Trump Announces He Will Only Leave Office If A Challenger Beats Him In Ritual Combat | 09-24-2020 | Rudy Giuliani says "I'm willing to stake my reputation” on the fact that there is election fraud: “Let’s have trial by combat.” | 01-06-2021 |
Biden: 'You Have To Elect Me To Find Out What My Policy Positions Are'' | 09-30-2020 | Biden: "You’ll know my position on court packing when the election is over" | 10-08-2020 |
Biden Calls A Lid Until Election Day | 10-23-2020 | Joe Biden says he won't do any more in person campagining for the remaining 9 days | 10-25-2020 |
New York Governor Demands Accountability For Whoever Is Mismanaging New York | 10-27-2020 | Cuomo: Incompetent government kills people | 01-26-2021 |
Pollsters Claim Their Polls Were 100% Correct, But Everyone Voted Wrong | 11-04-2020 | Nate Silver to FiveThirtyEight Critics: ‘Fuck You, We Did a Good Job’’ | 11-04-2020 |
Study Finds Connection Between Believing Russia Rigged 2016 Election And Believing 2020 Election Was Foolproof | 11-07-2020 | This is astonishing, from @zeynep’s newsletter: 91% of Democrats think that the 2020 election was free and fair, up from 43% in 2016 | 11-24-2020 |
Democrats Warn That Excess Thankfulness May Lead To Conservatism | 11-25-2020 | Unthanksgiving. | 11-26-2020 |
AOC Now Selling 'Tax The Rich' Caviar For Just $10,000 A Can | 12-03-2020 | AOC wears ‘Tax the Rich’ dress to Met Gala | 09-13-2021 |
Triple-Masker Looks Down On People Who Only Double Mask | 01-25-2021 | NBC News Segment- Effeciency of Triple Masking | 01-26-2021 |
After Just Two Weeks Off Twitter, Trump Becomes Monk, Achieves Total Enlightenmentt | 2-3-2021 | Donald Trump 'Feels Happier' out of White House and off Twitter, Senior Adviser Says | 2-8-2021 |
Democrats Vow To Follow The Science Of Whichever Union Donates The Most Money | 2-16-2021 | Powerful teachers union influenced CDC on school reopenings, emails show | 5-1-2021 |
Disney Announces New Movie Telling Sympathetic Feminist Origin Story Of Xenomorph Queen | 2-17-2021 | Noah Hawley Says FX’s ‘Alien’ Series Is “Not A Ripley Story”, Will Explore Consequences Of Inequality | 7-1-2021 |
Biden To Give First Address To Congress After He Wakes Up In The Spring | 3-1-2021 | White House: Biden will hold presser by end of March | 3-5-2021 |
Progressive Surprised To Learn He Can Still Wear Mask Even Without Government Forcing Him To | 3-5-2021 | Epidemiologist announces that 'In defiance of the mask mandate removal, I'm double masked and bringing some sass to the airport' | 4-21-2022 |
Service Stations Begin Widening Signs In Preparation For Higher Gas Prices | 3-25-2021 | Washington gas stations run out of gas, add extra digit in anticipation of $10 dollar prices | 5-17-2022 |
For Convenience, Vaccine Passport Can Now Be Tattooed On Your Hand Or Forehead | 3-29-2021 | Inked up: Man gets tattoo of COVID-19 vaccine QR code on his armm | 8-23-2021 |
Vaccine Will Now Be Offered In Continuous IV Drip You Carry Around For The Rest Of Your Life | 4-12-2021 | Fauci warns Americans may face having booster shots indefinitely | 8-13-2021 |
Biden Proposes $2 Trillion Bill To Study What's Causing Inflation Rates To Rise | 5-10-2021 | White House: Multitrillion-Dollar Spending Bill Will Combat Soaring Inflation | 11-14-2021 |
LEGO Unveils New Genderless Bricks With No Male/Female Connectors | 5-20-2021 | Lego commits to removing ‘gender bias and harmful stereotypes’ from its toys | 10-11-2021 |
Op-Ed: We Need To Make Playground Equipment More Dangerous | 6-14-2021 | German Insurance Companies Demand Perilous Playgrounds So That Kids Can Learn About Risk | 11-1-2021 |
Progressive Church Announces New Drag Queen Bible Story Hour | 6-18-2021 | Huge Yikes! Lutheran Church Hosts Drag Queen Prayer Time For Children | 12-17-2021 |
To Improve Public Perception, Kamala Harris Taking Likability Lessons From Hillary Clinton | 7-6-2021 | WH Asks Hillary Staffers How to Make Kamala More Likable | 8-5-2021 |
Scientists Warn Of New Supersized Double Mega Limited Edition Teenage Mutant Ninja Snyder Cut COVID Variant... | 7-30-2021 | South Korea’s Disease Control and Prevention Agency said Tuesday that it had recorded at least two cases of the new coronavirus delta.. | 8-3-2021 |
Biden Administration Deploys Elite Squad Of TikTok Influencers To Stop Taliban | 8-16-2021 | The White House is briefing TikTok stars about the war in Ukraine | 3-11-2022 |
Congress Passes Law Making Every Day January 6 So They Can Think About It All The Time | 8-17-2021 | Every Day Is Jan. 6 Now | 1-1-2022 |
Gavin Newsom Named U-Haul Salesperson Of The Year | 9-15-2021 | Californians fleeing for Texas so fast U-Haul runs out of trucks for them | 1-7-2021 |
Border Patrol Loses Horse Privileges, Must Now Bang Two Empty Halves Of Coconuts Together | 9-21-2021 | White House says border officials in Del Rio will no longer use horses | 9-23-2021 |
Leftists Deeply Afraid Things Could Go Back To Normal | 9-29-2021 | Lifting restrictions could cause anxiety for many as unknowns persist: experts | 2-9-2022 |
Church Services Across Country Begin With Rousing Chant Of 'Let's Go Brandon!' | 10-10-2021 | Let's Go Brandon' Chanted at QAnon-Linked Church Event in Texas | 11-15-2021 |
Weird: Many Southwest Planes Flying Banners Reading 'Let's Go Brandon' | 10-11-2021 | Southwest pilot is heard 'telling passengers Let's Go Brandon' at the end of flight | 10-30-2021 |
Surviving Inflation: 9 Easy Ways To Save Money On Your Thanksgiving This Year | 11-12-2021 | NBC suggests not having Thanksgiving turkey this year to deal with inflation costs | 11-22-2021 |
Biden Warns Russia That If They Invade Ukraine, America Will Evacuate Haphazardly And Leave $86 Billion In Weapons Behind | 12-7-2021 | Biden Admin Warns It ‘Will Not Be In A Position To Evacuate U.S. Citizens’ From Ukraine | 01-23-2022 |
Just In Time: Pfizer Introduces Miracle Treatment For Myocarditis | 12-16-2021 | What if #mRNA could treat life-threatening #cardiovascular diseases such as #HeartFailure? | 02-09-2022 |
Oh No! Biden Checks His To-Do List And Realizes He Totally Forgot To Shut Down The Virus | 12-29-2021 | Biden's to-do list for 2022 looks a lot like 2021's | 01-02-2022 |
Xi Jinping Criticizes Trudeau's Heavy-Handed Approach | 02-15-2022 | China slams Canada over Hong Kong, Ottawa protestss | 02-23-2022 |
Researchers Determine The Science Has Changed After Carefully Examining Poll Numbers | 02-17-2022 | We joke about Dems getting the memo that it's time to shut down Covid due to looming midterms.Turns out there's an *actual memo*! | 02-25-2022 |
Amy Schumer Horrified To Learn You Can Now Get Slapped For Bad Jokes | 03-28-2022 | Amy Schumer alludes to taking a 'month' break after being 'traumatized' by Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars | 03-31-2022 |
Dems Explain They Don't Want Billionaires Controlling Our Media Unless They're Bezos, Zuckerberg, Gates, Bloomberg, Buffett.. | 04-18-2022 | Elizabeth Warren Tweet | 04-25-2022 |
Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation | 04-29-2022 | Mayorkas cites misinformation about Homeland Security's disinformation board | 05-01-2022 |
Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation | 04-29-2022 | A Panel to Combat Disinformation Becomes a Victim of It | 05-18-2022 |
Mattel Unveils New Pregnant Ken Doll | 05-10-2022 | Laverne Cox is working with Mattel to design the first transgender Barbie doll. | 05-25-2022 |
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