Crack Your Tooth, Get Out Of Jail Free

Jillian Bandes
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Posted: Feb 11, 2010 8:23 AM
The dentist for rapper Lil Wayne went out of country to do charity work.  Until the dentist returned — yesterday, apparently — Wayne wasn't able to get his tooth repaired.

That allowed the Cash Money artist to avoid jail time. For an entire month.

A judge permitted Wayne to delay his sentencing for a weapons possession charge from this week until March 2 to get the dental repairs in Miami. That means he'll be allowed to cruise around in his Escalade until El Dentisto is able to solder on some fake enamel gold to his mug grill.

The judge called this dental work a "medical situation." I'd call that judge a "judicial situation."