Maybe A Letter Will Work!

Jillian Bandes | December 16, 2009 9:23 AM

President Obama wrote a "personal" letter to North Korean leader Kim Jong Il with this message:

Nukes are bad!!!!

Hey, maybe that will convince him! I'm sure the letter was worded very nicely. It probably even conveyed a sense of urgency about the situation, maybe with a promise that if Jong Il

did comply, there would be some lucky prizes for him afterwards. Like White House Christmas cookies. That might be enough to sway someone who rips out the teeth of his political prisoners, forces young teens into prostitution, and slaughters disabled babies at birth. Keep up the foreign policy momentum, Prez!