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This extortion attempt was avoided after he went to the police and made a joke about it on national television. You know, the same way he made a joke about sexual relations with a fourteen-year-old girl, Willow Palin, and then tried to laugh off his apology.
"I'm motivated by nothing but guilt. If you know anything about me, I am just a towering mass of Lutheran Midwestern guilt," he said sarcastically, to audience applause.
The extortionist was going to make a screenplay about the "terrible things that I do," said Letterman, adding "Embarrassing, terrible things" for comedic effect.
The most egregious part of his confession came when he talked about specifics:
Now we get to, what was all the creepy stuff that he was going to put into the screenplay and the movie? And the creepy stuff is, I have had sex with women who work for me on this show. Now, my response is, yes I have. I have had sex with women who work on this show.
Applause.
And would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Yes it would. Especially for the women.
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