Geese Were Responsible for "Mass Casualty" HazMat Response at Disneyland

A call came in to the Anaheim Police Department Friday night that someone threw human feces on people at Disneyland's Main Street and up to 40 people had been hit. 

Anaheim Fire & Rescue's Hazmat crew was quickly dispatched to the scene, and upon their arrival they determined the true culprit... a flock of geese.

40 victims initially believed they had been hit by "human feces".
Wait.
What are the geese at Disneyland eating? pic.twitter.com/73gav2uq4u
— Rodger (with a D) (@Noz4news) June 10, 2017

The victims (six children and 11 adults) were standing near Sleeping Beauty's castle when the attack flock passed overhead. They were given clean clothes and were able to freshen up and finish their day at the Happiest Place on Earth.