Dominatrix Barbie

Perfect for your favorite little seven-year-old girl: "Black Canary Barbie" -- all tricked out in fishnet tights, high boots and a black leather jacket, and not much more.

Got your own little dominatrix-in-waiting at home? Pick up one of these wholesome, delightful dolls to stimulate her imagination.

Seriously, even Mattel, the manufacturer, seems to understand that there's something, ahem, inappropriate about overtly marketing these to little girls; the site helpfully informs readers that "Black Canary Barbie" is "For the adult collector, age 14 and over."

Yes -- all those 14 year old girls who are still playing with Barbies.