Twitter Came Up With Some Other 'Possible Modifications' For An AR-15

Matt wrote earlier about USA Today's rather strange inclusion of a "chainsaw bayonet" as a possible modification for an AR-15. While those are apparently real, they're by no means a common or mainstream thing, and one certainly wasn't used in the shooting in Sutherland Springs, Texas. 

To mock USA Today for their shoddy attempt at stoking hysteria about strange gun modifications, people on Twitter wasted no time in coming up with some other "possible modifications" of an AR-15. 

They were pretty funny: 

Toaster pastry grip #possiblemodifications pic.twitter.com/97Sbnei3L9

— PossibleTodification (@tryanmax) November 8, 2017

Honey Badger Bayonet #PossibleModifications pic.twitter.com/741XNvKk0d

— Nate Paschall™ (@NatePaschall) November 8, 2017

@USATODAY I made the deadliest modification. Guaranteed to kill over 100 million people.#PossibleModifications pic.twitter.com/OOURY5be4V

— The Prime Memeister (@EDFoddguy) November 8, 2017

while supplies last #possiblemodifications pic.twitter.com/gJIxnt3g4X

— PossibleTodification (@tryanmax) November 8, 2017

It's absolutely terrifying that there are no laws against this! A gun like this can break the wheel! #PossibleModifications pic.twitter.com/noZxkxWJQq

— Rogue Wilson Fisk (@BluishCheckMark) November 9, 2017

Okay, last one I swear.

Just replace every part with another chainsaw, and an extra, slightly smaller #ChainsawBayonet for good taste.#PossibleModifications pic.twitter.com/5QVUK4lcO1

— The Prime Memeister (@EDFoddguy) November 9, 2017

Other possible modifications. pic.twitter.com/gjp5wKN2o9

— Charles Overture (@CharlesOverture) November 8, 2017

The Rootin’ Tootin’ Double Six Shooter #PossibleModifications

cc: @USATODAY pic.twitter.com/rgI4RFbyeI

— Chris Stigall (@ChrisStigall) November 8, 2017

And of course, an Alex Jones reference:

They have #PossibleModifications for the AR-15 that shoot out chemicals that TURN THE FRICKIN' FROGS GAY! pic.twitter.com/MAnRRxPAXo

— Sp????ky til Xmas (@IncredCanemian) November 9, 2017

Thankfully Second Amendment-types have a sense of humor.