So, July 4th came and went with the traditional conservative celebrations – beer, fireworks, and not being serfs to a bunch of effete losers – while liberals celebrated in their own way, which consisted solely of hating America via hitting "SEND" on their lame tweets about the United States.
Rep. Cori Bush, that one-woman (hope I'm not misgendering xir!) arguing for voter IQ tests, tweeted this:
When they say that the 4th of July is about American freedom, remember this: the freedom they’re referring to is for white people.
— Cori Bush (@CoriBush) July 4, 2021
This land is stolen land and Black people still aren’t free.
And then the blue checks had to weigh in. There's this nibblet from that Touré Neblett guy:
Fuck Independence Day. Not only were we not free, the whole reason the Colonies wanted independence was because Britain was moving toward abolishing slavery. Why would Black people celebrate a day so wrapped up in our enslavement? My latest for @theGriohttps://t.co/hWINXJEF0w
— Young Daddy (@Toure) July 4, 2021
Later, he would add: "White people who want credit for freeing the enslaved are… just… wow." I agree with this – no one alive, white, Black, or covered with downy golden fur, freed the slaves nor deserves credit for doing so. Also, no one alive, white, Black, or covered with downy golden fur, was a slave or deserves any kind of moral or cash currency based upon that Democratic institution.
Waning TV bimbette Alyssa Milano took a break from her pioneering particle physic research to share her insights via an odd GIF of her displaying her talents, both of them, underneath the superimposed words "Reminder: The United States was founded on the unjust treatment of Native Americans, Africans, and, and (sic) other people of color."
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#4thofJuly #July4 pic.twitter.com/LAthcIHLGa
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) July 4, 2021
And, of course, The New York Times had to get into the act with an article about the scourge of flags and how seeing them flying high liberals pee themselves:
Today, flying the American flag from the back of a pickup truck or over a lawn is increasingly seen as a clue, albeit an imperfect one, to a person’s political affiliation in a deeply divided nation. https://t.co/TODmHEmPsO
— The New York Times (@nytimes) July 3, 2021
So, here's a question, and I have to admit I'm a little confused. Understanding America is a racist nation built on slavery and genocide that enshrines systemic racism, systematic patriarchy, and systematic not believing dudes can wish themselves into being chicks, and that enforces a Christian theocracy so inhuman that it makes "The Handmaid's Tale" look like Delta House, why are all these people so upset about insurrectionists?
You would think that these critics of the red, white, and blue – especially the white – would be on the side of the people who want to tear down this colossus of evil and traditional gender identities. But no, they seem really upset by any form of dissent from this hideous nightmare nation. In fact, they and their allies on MSNBCNN have tossed around words like "treason" and "traitor" more promiscuously than Hunter Biden with $20,000 cash in a Medellin brothel.
Alternately, you can fill in your own Kamala Harris joke.
So, considering their seemingly contradictory messaging, and their supreme silliness, you could peel back the layers of silly and wrong, and get to what they are really saying:
PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
They are out to blow your bourgeois mind. This is about riling up the squares, folks. These are brave truth-tellers who have nothing to fear, meaning they aren't actually brave at all. This is about being a rebel without a risk – no jackbooted federal thug is ever going to pound on their door for dumping on the US of A. That's for people who take selfies in the Rotunda of the Capitol building that we all own. Oh, and these same clowns also insist we throw open our borders so even more people who don't match Mitt Romney's whiter shade of pale can come here, which seems odd when these same people are busy informing us that our country is Hades.
I'm just saying – and you may find this shocking – that it is almost like these people are not really being completely sincere.
It's all posing and it's not even interesting posing. Oh no, Cori Bush says slavery is still a thing! Whatever. She can keep working to best Ted Lieu in the Congress's Dumbest Dummy competition – aim high, Cori, because by taking on Ted, you're in the big leagues now – but I'm too bored to care.
Touré's upset? I think he really ought to be mad at Ibram X. Kendi (née Henry Rogers) for coming up with the anti-racism scam. Hank X is cashing in big on suburban Chardonnay-swiller masochism and poor Touré is left trolling the Twittersphere to push his ridiculous opus on whatever "The Grio" is.
Alyssa Milano is just sad.
You might wonder why these tools stick around this fascist hellscape they never tire of whining about. My first-generation American pal Fadde, who will put his money where his mouth is, offered to fly any of these d-bags anywhere in the world if they'll give up their US citizenship. No takers. No surprise.
Hey jerks, love it, or leave it, or at least just shut up.
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