This is my Townhall video update for the week of April 26. And I want to sum up what's going to happen in the week. Talk about various things. This is in addition to my "Unredacted" VIP podcast, in which I swear like a sailor on crank. Not like an Ahoy! sailor, not like a cruise ship conservative sailor, but like a cool sailor, like Popeye.
I got a lot of stuff going on, and I'm still going to get my material out, but I'm going to be very busy this week. And I got my Kelly Turnbull books. I've got to work on number six. I've also got some law stuff, but I'm going to focus for you guys now and get some stuff out of the way.
First thing, there's this picture of Nikki Haley and Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner going around Twitter, and people are going "Ugh." She's terrible. She's the worst.
If you could summarize the downfall of the @gop in one photo what would it look like? And why is it this photo? pic.twitter.com/FDgyQ6Xn1Y
— rightwingsavages (@rightwingsavag2) April 24, 2021
And I want you to assume whenever I say Nikki Haley that there's an exclamation point (Nikki!) because she is Jeb! in a skirt. And Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner is also Jeb! in a skirt. Apparently, he's running in the California recall because we need more novelty acts.
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See, California is not a meth-filled disaster of unemployment, misery, and economic decline. I was actually in some of the tougher areas of California this week, and it's not a joke, folks. It's not funny, what's going on there. There are people out there hurting, and then you get human clown shows like Caitlyn Jenner coming along mouthing kind of conservative-ish stuff. But it's just ridiculous. The whole thing is stupid. And I'm tired of novelty acts. I'm tired of dummies allowing Democrats to use them to get the focus off of the real issues, which is Governor Hairstyle and his disastrous stewardship of our great state. It's so annoying.
And what annoys me most is conservatives playing along. Conservatives actually pretending this isn't just a joke in poor taste, that it's not ridiculous.
Now, I could say the same thing about Nikki! I get these emails from her, and she thinks it's 2005. I get these emails, and they say things like, "Stand For America PAC." I'm surprised it's not "Eagle Family Traditional Values For America PAC." It's so tone-deaf. It's like whatever consultant she's hired, cause you know she's hired consultants because she doesn't have an original thought in that empty head of hers, has told her, "Yeah, that's the way to get the rubes to write checks. Stand For America! They love that patriotism stuff. Let's make like the four into like a flag, and we'll have like red, white, and blue there! They'll love that shit! The saps will eat it up!"
Like she cares about any of this stuff.
You know, there's this group of pseudo-cons, and Asa Hutchinson! and Kristi Noem! are also in that lane, who really think that we're stupid, who really don't understand that we get it. We are woke. We know what time it is. We are done with their shit. We are done with being nullified. We are done with being patronized. We are done with being condescended to, particularly by people who are not better than us.
Name an achievement Nikki! has? I can wait. Tick-tock, tick-tock. There are none. She sucks. She's terrible. She never does anything interesting. She never has done anything interesting.
Again, you see all of these people, and they pretend to be tough because they think we will lap it up. And they don't understand it's not 2005. We know the game. We know their play, and we're not going to do it.
Just say no to Nikki! Just say no to Bruce/Caitlyn. No, no, no, to these frauds. No to these fakes. Let's get real conservatives in there. I'm talking Ron DeSantis. I'm talking Ric Grenell. I'm talking folks who kick ass, take names, and don't take shit instead of feeding this shit.
