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Have you heard the news? Gay people are wildly oppressed in the United States because state governments are moving to protect children from having their bodies permanently butchered over Internet memes and insistent teachers union members, or something. Also, Florida is removing children’s books with graphic depictions of sex, particularly between men and boys, from public school libraries (though adults can buy them anywhere if they’re perverted weirdos who feel compelled to expose their kids to such things). It’s just like the Holocaust…or so we’re told. Only it’s not, and the dirty little secret leftists won’t talk about is most of the rest of the people represented by the LGBTQIA-whatever the hell it is now gang are just as disgusted by the other letters, particularly the “T,” as everyone else.


June is “Pride Month,” because attention whores need attention. Though you’d be forgiven if you thought every single day was “Pride Day” given how the media sucks up to the Alphabet Mafia. And speaking of attention whores, have you ever seen a “Pride Parade”? Probably not. But if you have, it’s something really gross. Not because there are gay people all over the place – personally, I couldn’t care less what adults do with each other – but because it’s all about sex. It’s not a celebration of sex, it’s about getting laid.

More than 20 years ago now, I was visiting a friend in Baltimore who lived on what turned out the be the parade route for the Pride parade that was happening that weekend. It was a Saturday and it was packed, there was no going anywhere because of the crowd, we were stuck. So we sat in his second floor apartment in this old row house mansion and watched until it was clear and we could move around.

If I remember correctly, the parade started at noon, or at least very early afternoon, so it wasn’t going to trap us there too long. The music pounded even before they started, so watching TV was not an option since the apartment was in the front of the building. We sat on the window ledge and watched. It was gross.

Most participants in the actual parade were at least half naked, and by that I don’t mean they weren’t wearing shirts. No genitals were flopping around, but asses were. And various devices that simulate male genitals were worn by a lot of women and men.


The women, thankfully, wore more clothing (mean, I know, but you didn’t see the crowd I saw). The men, sneaking around rubbing on each other and ducking behind each other to do what sure looked like doing a bump of coke, dry-humped each other in front of the kids people stupidly brought to “watch the parade.” 

Yes, there were a lot of kids there, sitting on curbs and being handed penis-shaped suckers and condoms by coked-out men wearing sex toys on the ass-less chaps.

I did see a few faces on parents who’d immediately started to regret going, and a couple left, but they were the minority. They are also an extinct breed these days.

That day now seems quaint compared to what you see today. The Los Angeles Dodgers have embraced one such gay public sex group in the name of “Pride,” giving the finger to normal people (if there are any left in LA).

What that group, which I won’t bother to name, or any other like it needs isn’t pride, it’s dignity.

As was my understanding, at least before witnessing the truth for myself all those years ago, this “Pride” was about being comfortable with yourself and not being ashamed to be gay. Think what you will of that, but I don’t have a problem with it. What it has become is an orgy trying desperately to shock normal people, when all it really is now is gross.


If your “identity” is based on who you sleep with, you suck at life. If you’re a pin-cushion for perverts to shock straight people, you are a pathetic creature. Have some dignity. 

“The Gimp” was a movie character, not a life plan. For too many people swept up in the Democrat frenzy to motivate voters by destroying lives, Gimping is an aspiration the way attending medical school used to be. If demonstrating your lack of decency in front of kids is a big part of what you are as a human being…you aren’t much of one.

Across Florida (and hopefully other states that have imposed sanity on butchering kids), “Pride Parades” are being canceled because of restrictions against adults shoving their genitals into the faces of children, because Pride participants can’t help but do that, or something.

If bans on sexually explicit drag shows for children are preventing your “Pride Parade,” you are likely in more need of some dignity than anyone else in history, ever. And you’re about the least likely to understand that or ever have any. Good riddance.


Derek Hunter is the host of a free daily podcast (subscribe!) and author of the book, Outrage, INC., which exposes how liberals use fear and hatred to manipulate the masses, and host of the weekly “Week in F*cking Review” podcast where the news is spoken about the way it deserves to be. Follow him on Twitter at @DerekAHunter.


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