What are the most popular stories around the web this morning?  Townhall does the surfing so you don't have to.

New York Post:  Jesse Jackson Says He Wants to Cut...

Politico:  Jackson Regrets Vulgar Obama Comment

Los Angeles Times:  Jackson Apologizes for Crude Remark About Obama

Chicago Tribune:  Jackson's Cutting Remark May Be Helpful to Obama

Newsweek:  Will McCain and Obama Address Our Problems?

CNN:  Betancourt's Husband Admits Icy Reunion

FOX News:  Toyota Engineer Works Self to Death

New York Times:  Perfection? Hint: It's Warm and Has a Secret

Boston Globe:  The Globe Magazine's Pets Issue

Houston Chronicle:  Why Did FM 1960 Stop Growing?

Time Magazine:  A-Rod and Madonna: A Guide

Philadelphia Inquirer:  Sixers Introduce Elton Brand

ABC News:  How to Buy a Child in 10 Hours

Wall Street Journal:  Newer, Faster, Cheaper iPhone

Denver Post:  Hypermilers Stretch Their Gas Mileage

Slate:  100 Candles

US News & World Report:  4 Ways a Diary Can Help You Lose Weight

Washington Times:  A Father's Legacy

And on Townhall.com this morning:
        
         Robert Novak:  An 'Underwhelming' Nominee
         Victor Davis Hanson:  Barack W. Bush?
         Dinesh D'Souza:  Frankenstein Endorses Obama
         Larry Elder:  Why Do We 'Keep and Bear Arms' Pt. 2
         George Will:  No Beer, No Civilazation