Mary Katharine Ham
Yeah, the punch line's been used before, but it always works. Happy Halloween, everyone.

Special thanks to my bro, Owen, whose skills with a really sharp potato peeler are unmatched.




Mary Katharine Ham

Mary Katharine Ham is editor-at-large of HotAir.com, a contributor to Townhall Magazine.

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