Picture of the Day

you just have to be smarter than the umbrella.

"Meet me at the jailhouse. I'll be at the gate holding an umbrella."

Who can f--k up a barrel of s h i t.

He'll do it with our money.

"I have a feeling the master blueprint is two monkeys doing a football."

Hee, Hee!

Another possibility: "An turtle trying to hump an Army helmet."

He has handled the economy with the same dexterity.

I have a feeling the master blueprint is two monkeys doing a football.

But in all honesty, he has outdone the three stooges in one photograph. Well done, Mr. President.

When I had JOs like obamalamdingdong in my department, I could count on our assignments getting done right....mostly because I ended up doing them myself.

Wouldn't you have just LOVED to have an Obama or two in your division or department?

I'm sure you can remember one or two strikers and/or junior officers with approximately the same ability as Obama.

Zero couldn't empty a boot full of water with the instructions written on the heel.

What in the hell is he trying to do with that umbrella?

I realize never done one mite of work with his hands, but one would think he could operate a damned UMBRELLA!

God, he'd have to go to a trade school IOT operate a screwdriver or hammer!

That's not an umbrella....it's Taffy's diaphragm.

Another classic for this incompetent clown.

What have have failed to realize at this intersection in your life, is there is a large group of us, who are unhappy with the course of this country. Most of this large group of people are the producers, the money earners, and we are tired, of the burden getting heavier, and everyday, men like Al Gore being propped up as authority, when truth be told his head is as vacant as a stimulus remodel job.

This is the intersection where the governments workers, public education, and the rest of the plunderers had best sit down and consider, this. A farmer, a welder, a carpenter, a butcher can get along without some petty little government agent, the government agent can't get along with out us. Main street can live without wall...

Taff, you've outdone yourself.

Is that liberal logic you're demonstrating? Is there a book available on that?

btw, you obviously didn't bother to do your homework. That link actually contained other more reliable hardbound dictionary definitions. I'm sorry, you were saying something about being too dumb?

How about the White version from Websters then;

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bigot

NOTW="we're victims!"
NOTW="Urban dictionary says so because we were to dumb to look up our hijacked choice of 'revolution' labels!"
NOTW="We're stupid victims!"

Patriotic Liberal writes: Monday, August, 30, 2010 10:50 PM
that's a funny pic..
and you know what they say: a word is worth a thousand pictures

Arch says

PL. Glad you enjoyed my mental picture of the Boogers! And here I thought you were sick!

taffy writes: Monday, August, 30, 2010 10:36 PM
arch--ronna's twin bro-ski.
a match made in trailer park hell.

Arch says
I am full of sh!t?

How the hell did you know I lived in a trailer park? I just bought a double wide down in North Fort Meyers! Comes with a golf course and cart garage and community center as well as a slip for my 45 foot boat! And to make it worse, I get it all with a government pension that I donate to many charities of my choosing! Guess what sissy? I also own a sweat shop that I bought for a steal that produces lettuce heads! Man are those illegal immigrants cheap labor! I don't even have to pay some of them that work for a month and then don't have proper documentation! What a Nation...

presidency: 'Hmmmm. where are the instructions for this damn thing?'

Oppressed? How so? Its not whining. Its the truth. In fact below is the Urban Dictionary link so you understand (figure you'd reject a real dictionary that could be labeled conservative).

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bigot

You on the otherhand show yourself to be an attention ho everyday. You must know a thing or two about teabagging tricks yourself? You certainly don't have much more that streetgutter rhetoric. Hard to imagine you hanging out anywhere else.

and you know what they say: a word is worth a thousand pictures.

taffy writes: Monday, August, 30, 2010 10:34 PM
ronna, for heaven's SAKE
plug up that vomitous brain leak. You're embarrassing yourself, girl -- and really, haven't you had enough moonshine for one night? Go brush your tooth and sleep it off, granny.

Arch says

Taffy! You better clean up your act! Buy a bottle of white vinegar and a rubber bag with a nozzle! Insert it and flush generously over
a coffee filter to catch the over flow! I just know that you will seine several cistified grey rubbery boogers that are probably the result of your leaving remnants of toilet paper to ferment!
Collect them and save for a rainy day!
This post is all you are worth intellectually! If you want more just ask. Good ol...

a match made in trailer park hell.

plug up that vomitous brain leak. You're embarrassing yourself, girl -- and really, haven't you had enough moonshine for one night? Go brush your tooth and sleep it off, granny.

Ronna writes: Monday, August, 30, 2010 10:28 PM
Is taffy Daffy?
Is Pig's @ $$ pork? Does shiit stink? Are Liberals lunatics? Does a bear shiit in the woods? and does shiit roll downhill? If you answered YES to all these questions, then taffy IS Daffy!

arch says

Ronna. There ya go! Taffy deserves even worse! I just haven't thought of it yet!

Is Pig's @ $$ pork? Does shiit stink? Are Liberals lunatics? Does a bear shiit in the woods? and does shiit roll downhill? If you answered YES to all these questions, then taffy IS Daffy!

if brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.