FDA, Oystercatcher

How would you like me to pen1s slap your daughter as she satisfies a couple of more hairless men? How would you like me to fist your little girl while she suckles at the genitals of strangers?

Admit it: You secretly embraced my question in a fantasy sexual self encounter upon reading it.

You will be arrested and put into prison with the butch lesbos. I would tame it down before you get forced to taste the meat curtains!

is always good to break up the monotony.

Patrice writes: Friday, October, 30, 2009 2:43 PM
arch
I thought about ignoring vlad but it is fun have a toy to bat around here for a while. I'll give up when it bores me. For now it is just too easy to have his incompetence shine through. Don't worry, he won't read this - if he does, it will take time for him to comprehend the meaning

Arch says

Patrice. I know that picking on Vlad is fun. I do it all the time. He is such a dupe and ignoramus that it is almost addicting! I secretly do not want him gone. He is too much fun to destroy!

I thought about ignoring vlad but it is fun have a toy to bat around here for a while. I'll give up when it bores me. For now it is just too easy to have his incompetence shine through. Don't worry, he won't read this - if he does, it will take time for him to comprehend the meaning.

Stay with us, we may be able to teach you to use your own words eventually. You might even learn to post without vulgarities, wouldn't mum be proud?

vladimir estragon writes: Friday, October, 30, 2009 10:26 AM
Oops, sorry
So sorry, Patrice - I didn't know you'd inherited the role of Thread Police. I guess I'll try really hard to match Arch's intellectual rigor here in this thread.

Arch says

Vlad. Last time I looked, you were a convicted liar! Anything change lately?
For all those engaging with Vlad. You gotta ask yourself, Is it really worth keystrokes to a filthy liar such as Vlad? Or, What can I possibly glean from the degenerate lib who calls himself Lucky Pozzo and claims posts by Vlad were his--- after forgetting that he was posting under the sockpuppet Lucky Pozzo? Or, Can anyone be that stupid and still be able to operate a computer keyboard...

"Good bye."

Isn't it strange that once Patrice is corrected or has no real information she disappears to another thread for a very long time. I think she lies in wait for those she can antagonize.

"You have crossed a line - shame on you."

The state vs. fed line? The Gulf oyster vs. Chincoteague oyster line? What are you talking about?

Surely you're not referring to dreadnaught's pervasive use of the term "vaginaphobe"? Or the easily observed fact - I point it out here a dozen times a day - that right-wing men are obsessed with gay sex?

I just call em as I see em.

You have crossed a line - shame on you. I knew it was too good to be true that there could be decent, courteous discourse here with an ultra left wing liberal. I almost gave you credit for carrying on an intellectual exchange.
Good bye.

"You ARE aware that if you shop at the average supermarket, you're eating irradiated meat and vegetables all the time?"

I AM????

Well, I'll turn, God willing, 72 in November; don't tell the Soup Nazis. I could be so radioactive by now I'll never die!

OK, Volodya; you vaginaphobe!

The key words in my log are TAX DOLLAR;

Incessantly wasted on a frkin bureaucracy with its never-ending agendas. Has it dawned on you ever; WE'RE BROKE?

come on, I can't write any words that are e a s i e r to comprehend - wait, make that understand.
Another thought vlad is that it is possible that people got sick because the oysters were not properly stored or transported. So for those in CA who need instructions for most things, it is safer for the oysters to be destroyed prior to consuming them - just an OPINION.

"Don't give us a bureaucrat paid with my tax dollar, getting his jollies playing Soup Nazi every day at our table."

Dude! You left off "vaginaphobe." You're slowing down, man.

Let's say this one more time: nobody's telling what you can or can't eat. These are regulations for treating food to keep it safe. You ARE aware that if you shop at the average supermarket, you're eating irradiated meat and vegetables all the time?

Wait! I just figured it out! Oysters! Everybody knows oysters are for manliness. And now the government is regulating oysters - well, OF COURSE the right wingers are going to go nuts. All they ever think about is testicles and anal sex. (Betcha Beck's show tonight will be about the government...

"State v Federal - apples v oranges"

Huh? California showed a dramatic drop in sickness after instituting the EXACT SAME regulations the FDA is putting in place. How is that "apples v oranges"?

I like dangerous living; let me eat my tainted oyster.

Don't give us a bureaucrat paid with my tax dollar, getting his jollies playing Soup Nazi every day at our table. That's the point, Vlad.

State v Federal - apples v oranges
Diehard oyster lovers will disagree with the 'no difference' in taste comment. the control will be on oysters et al not just on certain months. by the way, the only people I know foolish enough to eat oysters in the summer are tourists who have no idea what they are doing to begin with and get carried away with the novelty.
there are enough warnings but there are always some who will ignore the warnings so now we all must be babysitters.

"isn't it strange that once he is corrected or has no real information he disappears to another thread for a very long time."

Who will be first to defend our God-given right to eat untreated Gulf Oysters in the summer? Patrice? Clarityseeker? Exeye?

So is this just another case of the right-wing media fudging the facts of a story to suit their own agenda. Most likely! Is Jillian clever enough to do that all on her own? Maybe, but the first google hit is to the D.C. Examiner - a right-wing rag that is read by a lot of people I know for, no kidding here, its sheer entertainment value. As in: laugh out loud reading the hogwash they publish. And the Examiner covers it in an opinion column by - wait for it - David Freddoso, a hack who was laughed off the stage years ago.

Tell you what, if Town Hall ever comes up with some actual ORIGINAL reporting, mail me a postcard and let me know.

See what happens when you put Democrats in power? Crazy liberals start making up rules about OYSTERS, for heaven's sake.

Wait, what's that?

"In 2003 the state of California banned the sale of untreated oysters from the Gulf unless they had undergone processing. The results were stark. Between 1991 and 2001, 40 deaths had occurred in the state due to vibrio vulnificus. Once post-harvest processing was required, the number of deaths dropped to zero," Taylor said. "Seldom is the evidence on a food safety problem and solution so unambiguous."

Yep - USA Today

"isn't it strange that once he is corrected or has no real information he disappears to another thread for a very long time."

Gotta get up pretty early in the morning to get ahead of you!

Jillian writes, "It's all because about 15 people -- out of the millions of Americans that consume raw oysters safely every year -- die from potential complications. And even those people usually have AIDS, diabetes, hepatitis, or liver damage. ... Because of a few irresponsible individuals -- whose afflictions are oftentimes preventable, whether that be through drinking less or not participating in risky sexual behavour -- we all have to suffer."

But wait! True facts are out there!

"According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, infection with vibrio vulnificus is underreported. Between 1988 and 2006 it tracked 900 infections from the Gulf Coast states. When the bacteria enters the bloodstream, it is fatal...

yes, i read that one - isn't it strange that once he is corrected or has no real information he disappears to another thread for a very long time. I think he lies in wait for those he can antagonize. fun to watch - maybe we will eventually help him to learn how to think for himself.

Have you just now realized Vladimir is Perez Hilton? He dived off the shallow end of the celebrity pool and ended up here in Toon Hall, molesting straights.

Shame on you.

Did you notice how two of Jillian's links contradicted each other?

Ha ha ha - trick question. Jillian didn't provide any links for anything she's talking about. You can take her at her word, but anybody who's spent five minutes at Town Hall really ought to know better.

So let's use our READING COMPREHENSION to figure out what's really going on here. (Clarityseeker, you're excused, for obvious reasons. Run along.)

"FDA's Michael Taylor outlined the agency's plans to combat the deadly bacteria vibrio vulnificus by requiring Gulf-raised oysters to undergo post-production processing to kill the bacteria." (http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2009-10-18-oysters-fda-plan_N.htm)

Exeye, which part of that says...