Todd Starnes

President Obama is packing his bags for a 17-day, taxpayer-funded Christmas vacation to Hawaii, The Washington Times reported. The vacation begins on Friday, December 20.

The first family will reportedly be shacking up at a palatial ocean-front home that rents for $24,500 a week. When you toss in the shaved ice, greens fees, and gas for Air Force One, the American taxpayers could be on the hook for one mighty expensive Hawaiian holiday.

The Hawaii Reporter ran the numbers on last year’s trip and found that it cost taxpayers more than $4 million. That’s some pricy poi.

And while the first family enjoys pampering in paradise, it’ll be anything but a vacation for folks who live close by, according to Hawaii News Now. Residents will be subjected to roadblocks and security checks. A popular canal will be closed and patrolled by Navy Seals and military blockades have reportedly been erected on the beach.

“One time they stopped me – they opened up my gas cap to look into the lawn mower,” resident Norman Asing told the newspaper.

And as much as the locals enjoy the attention, some say the inconvenience has worn thin.

“I understand he’s the president and so he needs his security, but I’d like for him to pick next year another spot,” one resident told the newspaper. ‘At first it was exciting, but now it’s no longer exciting. It’s maddening.”

I still don’t understand why the president can’t let his hair down somewhere within the continental United States. Why not Branson, Missouri or Pigeon Forge, Tenn.?

Branson’s annual festival of lights is breathtaking and the “3 Redneck Tenors” are a holiday hoot! And who doesn’t love Dollywood at Christmas? As Amy Grant once sang, there’s nothing quite like a tender Tennessee Christmas (not to mention the pancakes at Cracker Barrel).

But those closest to the president argue that an above-average president can’t vacation like an average American.

The editor of Newsweek once declared that President Obama is “sort of God” and MSNBC’s Chris Matthews was nearly brought to tears when he was granted an audience with The One.

“He came to us today,” Matthews declared. “He came amongst us.”

Robert Gibbs, the president’s former press secretary told The Washington Post that Hawaii is where he goes to recharge “both physically and emotionally.”

Todd Starnes

Todd Starnes is the host of Fox News & Commentary – heard daily on 250+ radio stations. He’s also the author of “Dispatches From Bitter America.” To check out all of his work you can visit his website or follow him on Twitter @toddstarnes. In his spare time, Todd is active in his church, plays golf, follows SEC football, and eats barbecue. He lives in New York City.