Steve Deace

Wannabe GOP Svengali Karl Rove helped to engineer Mitt Romney winning the Republican presidential nomination, and now says he doesn’t think Romney can beat President Obama this fall.

Recently a little birdie of mine shared some high level campaign intelligence with me that was given to Republicans on Capitol Hill, which said “Romney can’t win the election, but Obama could lose it.”

I am not a Rom-Zombie. I think my street cred for opposing Romney’s RINO record in Massachusetts and the milquetoast Republican Party establishment is well established, given the hate I receive from slappies to each of my columns that accurately point out Romney’s record and beliefs (or the lack thereof).

So it may be odd for me to lay out a blueprint for a Romney victory this fall, but if only Nixon could go to China then perhaps a Romney skeptic such as myself is the perfect person to objectively make the case that Romney can win.

And I think there’s only two things Romney has to do to pull it off and save the republic (or what’s left of it) from another four years of the Obama Regime.

1. Cease Campaigning Immediately.

Romney should immediately stop campaigning, stop doing interviews, and avoid every camera and every microphone between now and the first Wednesday in November (the day after the election). The American people have a short attention span, so the good news is they’ll likely forget who we actually nominated between now and November. But just so we don’t dare risk jarring their memory…

Air no commercials.

Select no running mate.

Cancel the convention.

Decline the debates.

Romney reminding people he’s actually running can only hurt him (us). He’s incapable of maintaining a consistent stream of thought on any issue, and he’s too easy for the Left to demagogue for various reasons. He’s the most unpopular party nominee for president since at least 1984. His performance in the last round of primaries on April 24 was the weakest of any frontrunner who had all but wrapped up his party’s nomination since at least 1972. Romney’s negatives are already as high as the president’s, and that’s before the Left actually unloads on him.

2. Romney should legally change his name to “Not Obama.”

As someone that went through a name change as a youth, I know firsthand there’s plenty of time for Mitt Romney to legally change his name to “Not Obama,” and still make the deadline for finalizing that wording on the ballots in all 50 (or 57 according to President Obama) states.

Steve Deace

Steve Deace is syndicated nationally by the Salem Radio Network each weeknight from 9 p.m.-Midnight eastern. His radio program has been featured in major media such as Fox News, CBS News, ABC News, CNN, MSNBC, The Washington Post, The New York Times, The Los Angeles Times, Politico, The Weekly Standard, and Real Clear Politics among others. He's one of the top 100 talk show hosts in America according to Talkers Magazine. In 2013 he wrote the second-most shared column of the year for USA Today, defending "Duck Dynasty" and traditional American values. In addition to being a contributor for Conservative Review, USA Today, and Town, Deace is a columnist for The Washington Times. He is also the author of the book "Rules for Patriots: How Conservatives Can Win Again," which includes a foreword by David Limbaugh and is endorsed by a who's who of conservative leaders. He lives in Iowa with his wife Amy, and their three children: Ana, Zoe, Noah You can follow him on Twitter @SteveDeaceShow.