When I was a kid, my parents made pancakes in various shapes: Clowns, wagons, Mickey Mouse.
My mother may have made a gun-shaped pancake for me once. If not, certainly my father did.
According to the latest thinking amongst educators, that gun-shaped pancake was child abuse.
And they should know. They are in the child abuse business.
The latest nonsense from our public school establishment is a certain hysterical over-reaction to guns. Not violence as such, but the mere image of guns. Take the recent case of a 7-year-old Maryland lad named Joshua, who, according to a Fox affiliate,
was suspended this morning from Park Elementary School in Brooklyn Park. Joshua says he was eating a pastry during snack time and trying to shape it into a mountain, the teacher said it looked like a gun and took him to the principal's office. Joshuas parents were called, he has been suspended for two days. Joshua's father says its ridiculous since no one was threatened or harmed by the pastry.
Now, I dont know just how truthful young Joshua is, in this case. Theres every chance that the youngster has been so hounded by the hysterical adults in charge of his education that hed say anything to get out of the dread responsibility for making a gun-shaped pastry.
And yes, that I could write the above sentence with a straight face shows just how crazy things have gotten.
In schools, the Washington Post headline warned, a few weeks back, a pointed finger or a toy gun can spell trouble. The front-page feature detailed a far too extensive and growing list of zero tolerance, zero commonsense punishments meted out to children as young as five at various educational institutions.
A ten-year old boy in Alexandria, Virginia, showed kids on the bus his new toy gun, which sported a bright orange tip to let even the most dense person know its essential toyness. Police arrested him the next day.
His mother points out that her son did not threaten anyone. Or pretend to. Nevertheless, he has been fingerprinted and photographed, writes the Post. He now has a probation officer, lawyers and another court date.