Greek Prime Minister George Papandreou -- not even an official participant in the summit -- has been handed the role of "skunk at the picnic." Last Friday, Merkel and Sarkozy handed Athens a plan that required banks holding Greek government bonds to accept 50 percent losses while "new lenders" provide Greece with another $140 billion in loans -- on top of the $153 billion they were given last year. Instead of inking the deal, Papandreou called for a public vote on the measure. Stock markets around the world promptly plunged. In New York, the Dow Jones industrial average plummeted nearly 300 points.
Not to worry. Before the "summiteers" pose for their group photo on Saturday, they will create another faux "stay of execution" to sustain the fiction that elites at the International Monetary Fund and "cooperative measures" taken by the international community are capable of averting a global economic meltdown. The real goal, of course, is much simpler: to postpone the looming fiscal catastrophe until after Sarkozy, Obama and Merkel stand for election. To that end, Obama, exercising his now familiar "leadership style" and apparently convinced this is all beyond the ken of mere Americans, said through his White House mouthpiece, "It is a European problem that has to be addressed."
That approach may even work for the next 20 months or so unless real world events intervene -- the kind of things not even on the agenda in Cannes. Here are just three of the issues that won't be addressed by those sipping French wine and munching on canapes during their revelry on the Riviera:
Oliver North is a nationally syndicated columnist, the host of War Stories on the Fox News Channel, the author of the new novel Heroes Proved and the co-founder of Freedom Alliance, an organization that provides college scholarships to the children of U.S. military personnel killed or permanently disabled in the line of duty. Join Oliver North in Israel by going to www.olivernorthisrael.com.