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The Enablers of Charlie Rangel

By Michelle Malkin (Jul 30, 2010)

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi is the world's worst cleaning lady. How has she fulfilled her vaunted promise to "drain the swamp" and preside over the "most ethical Congress in... more

Hide-and-Seek Hypocrites on the Hill

By Michelle Malkin (Jul 28, 2010)

You know when a politician starts a sentence with "frankly," he's about to lie to your face. The same principle applies to campaign finance legislation dubbed the "DISCLOSE... more

The Democrats' War on the West

By Michelle Malkin (Jul 23, 2010)

"Why do they hate us?" It's a burning question on the minds of border-dwelling taxpayers, small-business owners, farmers, and Rocky Mountain oil and gas industry workers... more

Dealergate: Destroying Jobs in the Name of "Shared Sacrifice"

By Michelle Malkin (Jul 21, 2010)

Everything you need to know about the nightmare of government-controlled businesses can be found in a damning new inspector general's report on Dealergate. The... more

Ken Salazar Needs Another Behind-Kicking

By Michelle Malkin (Jul 16, 2010)

When President Obama picked former Democratic Sen. Ken Salazar as his Interior Secretary last year, the Coloradan donned a 10-gallon hat and dubbed himself "the new sheriff... more

The National Association for the Advancement of Coddled People

By Michelle Malkin (Jul 14, 2010)

Before the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People decided to ride the anti-tea party wave back to political relevancy, its most recent activist crusade... more

Whitewashing Black Racism

By Michelle Malkin (Jul 09, 2010)

Why haven't national media outlets reported on the vile and violent rants of the New Black Panther Party (NBPP) thugs whose 2008 voter intimidation tactics got a pass from... more

Open-Borders DOJ vs. America

By Michelle Malkin (Jul 07, 2010)

The Obama administration's lawsuit against Arizona, officially unveiled on Tuesday, is an affront to all law-abiding Americans. It is a threatening salvo aimed at all local,... more

Assimilation and the Founding Fathers

By Michelle Malkin (Jul 02, 2010)

In his immigration speech on Thursday, President Obama heralded America as a "nation of immigrants" defined not by blood or birth, but by "fidelity to the shared values that... more

Obama's Coffee House Loophole

By Michelle Malkin (Jun 30, 2010)

President Obama is finally uniting the left and the right -- in joint opposition to his administration's chronic sabotage of transparency and public disclosure rules. It... more

The U.S. Department of Illegal Alien Labor

By Michelle Malkin (Jun 25, 2010)

President Obama's Labor Secretary Hilda Solis is supposed to represent American workers. What you need to know is that this longtime open-borders sympathizer has... more

Ken Salazar Gets a Kick in the You-Know-What

By Michelle Malkin (Jun 23, 2010)

For all his John Wayne rhetoric on the BP oil spill, President Obama has failed to administer a swift kick to the ample, deserving rump of Interior Secretary Ken Salazar. No... more

Club Fed for Illegal Aliens

By Michelle Malkin (Jun 18, 2010)

Thanks to their international "human rights" advocates, Gitmo detainees receive art therapy, movie nights and video games at their U.S. taxpayer-funded camp in Cuba. Now, the... more

Stuck on Stupid: Obama's Czar Fetish

By Michelle Malkin (Jun 16, 2010)

Here is the Obama Disaster Management Theory: In times of crisis, you can never have enough unelected, un-vetted political appointees hanging around. Nearly two months after... more

The Summer of Corruption Plot Thickens

By Michelle Malkin (Jun 04, 2010)

In Chicago politics, there's an old term for the publicly subsidized pay-offs and positions meted out to the corruptocrats' friends and special interests: boodle. In the... more

The Resurrection of Rod Blagojevich

By Michelle Malkin (Jun 02, 2010)

We've had the Summer of Love and the Summer of the Shark. Now, are you ready for the Summer of Corruption? On Thursday, jury selection begins in the federal trial of... more

Barack Obama in Crisis: Zzzz

By Michelle Malkin (May 28, 2010)

President Bush's harshest critics often described his look during moments of crisis as "deer in the headlights." After two years of Hope and Change, America has grown... more

Look Who's Behind the White House/Sestak Stonewall

By Michelle Malkin (May 26, 2010)

After three months of zipped lips and feigned ignorance, the Obama White House is finally taking real heat over Pennsylvania Democratic Rep. Joe Sestak's consistent claims... more

The Shady ShoreBank Bailout

By Michelle Malkin (May 21, 2010)

"No more bailouts, no more greed, how many profits do you need?" That's been a signature chant of community organizers and Big Labor thugs who have stormed bank offices and... more

The U.S. Department of Blame America First

By Michelle Malkin (May 19, 2010)

Back in 1984, when the late Jeane J. Kirkpatrick gave her famous "Blame America First" speech to the Republican National Convention, liberals at least waited for something... more

Our Busted Deportation System Strikes Again

By Michelle Malkin (May 14, 2010)

Wouldn't it be grand if the Obama administration cared more about policing our borders than about policing our refrigerators? How about fixing our deportation system instead... more

Michelle Obama: Food Profiteer Turned Food Cop

By Michelle Malkin (May 12, 2010)

Let me summarize first lady Michelle Obama's anti-obesity agenda: Shed as I say, not as I gain. While she crusades for organic foods and puts government pressure on... more

The Go-Fly List for Terrorists

By Michelle Malkin (May 07, 2010)

If America's homeland security policies were subject to truth-in-advertising laws, the "no-fly" list would be known around the world by its right and proper name: the... more

The Jihadists' Deadly Path to Citizenship

By Michelle Malkin (May 05, 2010)

America's homeland security amnesia never ceases to amaze. In the aftermath of the botched Times Square terror attack over the weekend, Pakistani-born bombing suspect... more

Barack Obama, America's Selective Salary Policeman

By Michelle Malkin (Apr 30, 2010)

President Obama spoke the most revealing and clarifying 10 words of his control-freak administration this week: "I think at some point you have made enough... more

How Mexico Treats Illegal Aliens

By Michelle Malkin (Apr 28, 2010)

Mexican President Felipe Calderon has accused Arizona of opening the door "to intolerance, hate, discrimination and abuse in law enforcement." But Arizona has nothing on... more

John S. McCain, Will You Please Go Now?

By Michelle Malkin (Apr 23, 2010)

I need a Dramamine to cover GOP Sen. John McCain's re-election bid. With his desperate lurch to the right, he's inducing more motion sickness than a Disney Land teacup.... more

All the President's Goldman Sachs Men

By Michelle Malkin (Apr 21, 2010)

While President Obama assails the culture of greed and recklessness practiced by the men of Goldman Sachs, his administration is infested with them. The White House can no... more

The Obamacare Inquisition Is on Hold … for Now

By Michelle Malkin (Apr 16, 2010)

The House Democrats' Torquemada got cold feet. Self-styled "chief inquisitor" Henry Waxman announced this week that he's canceling a planned show trial of corporate... more

Alinsky's Avenging Angels: Tea Party Saboteurs

By Michelle Malkin (Apr 14, 2010)

One of the popular signs spotted at Tea Party protests across the country over the past year goes like this: "It doesn't matter what this sign says. You'll call it racism,... more

The Pfleger-ization of the Catholic Church

By Michelle Malkin (Apr 09, 2010)

So much that you need to know about the Catholic Church's social policy problems can be summed up in one word: Chicago. On race, abortion, guns, immigration and "community... more

True Confessions from America's Census Workers

By Michelle Malkin (Apr 07, 2010)

President Obama's politicized, profligate U.S. census drive is so desperate for positive press that it has now recruited former Bush senior adviser Karl Rove to do public... more

An American Family's Cancun Horror

By Michelle Malkin (Apr 02, 2010)

?It's every parent's worst spring break nightmare come true: Fun in the sun somehow turned into a south-of-the-border bloodbath for 21-year-old Zeke Rucker. The... more

Henry Waxman: The Witch Hunter of Capitol Hill

By Michelle Malkin (Mar 31, 2010)

Has there ever been a time when 18-term liberal Democratic Rep. Henry Waxman's nostrils weren't flaring indignantly at corporate executives and entrepreneurs? The man... more

How the Left Fakes the Hate: A Primer

By Michelle Malkin (Mar 26, 2010)

If you can't stand the heat, manufacture a hate-crime epidemic. After years of covering racial hoaxes on college campuses and victim sob stories in the public... more

The Deem-o-crats' Towering Deception

By Michelle Malkin (Mar 19, 2010)

If you cannot trust government's numbers, you cannot trust government's words. This is the lesson of the House Democrats' desperate promotion of a phony-baloney... more

The Slaughter on the Southern Border

By Michelle Malkin (Mar 17, 2010)

At a joint press conference with Mexican President Felipe Calderon last year, President Obama vowed to make ending border violence a "top priority." How's that hope and... more

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's Deficient Cleaning Service

By Michelle Malkin (Mar 12, 2010)

"Maybe it will take a woman to clean up the House," Nancy Pelosi boasted before the 2006 midterm elections. Looks like those XX chromosomes didn't give her much advantage... more

Desperate Dems Cling to Human Kiddie Shield

By Michelle Malkin (Mar 10, 2010)

Have you noticed something about the audiences that President Obama has cherry-picked to cheer his government health care takeover roadshow? They're getting younger and... more

The Obama Way: Bluster, Bully, Bribe

By Michelle Malkin (Mar 05, 2010)

The White House took great offense this week when conservatives suggested President Obama might be trading a judicial appointment for a wavering Democrat's vote on his... more

Andy Stern and Barack Obama: Fiscal Responsibility Fraudsters

By Michelle Malkin (Mar 03, 2010)

Everything you need to know about President Obama's commitment to fiscal responsibility and cost containment can be summed up in two words: Andy Stern. The profligate,... more

Oba-Kabuki: A Box-Office Bomb

By Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2010)

The Oba-Kabuki health care show at Blair House kicked off with a big lie on Thursday morning -- and it all went downhill from there. The taxpayer-funded infomercial... more

Corruptocrat Eric Holder's National Security Cover-Up

By Michelle Malkin (Feb 24, 2010)

The White House wants to play Transparency Olympics with the Tea Party movement. President Obama's Chief Technology Officer Andrew McLaughlin dared Tea Party activists and... more

It's All the Tea Party's Fault

By Michelle Malkin (Feb 19, 2010)

Remember "Not Me"? He was the famous invisible cartoon gremlin in the newspaper comic strip "The Family Circus." Whenever toys were left on the floor or other school-age... more

The Other Stupid Things John Brennan Said

By Michelle Malkin (Feb 17, 2010)

It's bad enough that John Brennan, President Obama's national security deputy, thinks Gitmo jihadi recidivism is "not that bad." But in his talk last week with Islamic law... more

John Murtha: Requiem for a Corruptocrat

By Michelle Malkin (Feb 12, 2010)

We are not supposed to speak ill of the dead. But those whom the deceased viciously smeared and humiliated deserve to be defended. Entrenched Democratic Rep. John... more

Porkulus II: Return of the Phony Jobs Boondoggle

By Michelle Malkin (Feb 10, 2010)

Immutable law of Beltway political physics: The only real jobs that a government stimulus stimulates are government jobs. A year after President Obama signed his first... more

The Super-Sized Census Boondoggle

By Michelle Malkin (Feb 05, 2010)

If only the federal government were as responsible with our money as Pepsi is with theirs. The soda giant has been in the Super Bowl ad business for more than two decades.... more

SEIU Fat Cats Behind First Lady's Anti-Obesity Campaign

By Michelle Malkin (Feb 03, 2010)

Behind every seemingly good deed in the Obama White House, there's a deep-pocketed, left-wing special interest. Take first lady Michelle Obama's crusade against childhood... more

Courtroom Cirque du Jihad

By Michelle Malkin (Jan 29, 2010)

Imagine this nightmare courtroom scenario: Unhinged Jew-bashing, open mockery of American soldiers, juror intimidation and coldly calculated exploitation of U.S.... more

The Spender-in-Chief’s Fiscal Freeze Follies

By Michelle Malkin (Jan 27, 2010)

There are more loopholes in President Obama’s proposed “spending freeze” than in an Olympic volleyball net. Gargantuan government entitlements (Social Security, Medicare and... more

Conservatives: Beware of McCain Regression Syndrome

By Michelle Malkin (Jan 22, 2010)

Pay attention: In the afterglow of the Massachusetts Miracle, there are flickers of peril for the right. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but like Paul Revere’s... more

The Democrats’ Massachusetts Meltdown

By Michelle Malkin (Jan 20, 2010)

By early afternoon on Tuesday, several hours before the polls closed on the special Senate election in Massachusetts, the Democrats had already thrown in the towel and... more

Phony Fruits in the Obama White House Garden

By Michelle Malkin (Jan 15, 2010)

Hold on to your hoe. It turns out that the fruits and veggies used in a special edition of the popular Food Network TV show “Iron Chef America” featuring first lady... more

Martha Coakley: The Voice for Fat Cats and Corruptocrats

By Michelle Malkin (Jan 13, 2010)

Democrat Martha Coakley is the voice of the “little people” the way Ted Kennedy was the voice of sobriety. If Massachusetts voters want another privileged liberal who talks... more

Why Is Hillary’s State Department Getting UndyBomber Pass?

By Michelle Malkin (Jan 08, 2010)

Forget about no-fly lists, full-body scanners and air marshals. All the loud recriminations about who should have done what to stop the UndyBomber from boarding a... more

Obama and the Vampire Congress

By Michelle Malkin (Jan 06, 2010)

Meet the Beltway bloodsuckers. They convene in the dead of night, when most ordinary mortals have left work and let their guard down or are lying asleep in bed. Pale-faced... more

Underreported Stories of 2009

By Michelle Malkin (Jan 01, 2010)

Most news outlets end the year with extensive reviews of their top headlines and scoops. But the stories they didn't cover deserve much greater attention. Journalistic... more