Michael Brown

What happens when Gene Robinson, the country’s first openly gay, Episcopalian bishop, joins Jon Stewart on the Daily Show? You get a mockery of Jesus, a misinterpretation of the Bible, and some real howlers on the meaning of family.

Robinson joined Stewart on December 10th to promote his new book “God Believes in Love: Straight Talk About Gay Marriage,” a book endorsed by President Obama himself.

Responding to a question from Stewart, Robinson said this about Jesus, to the delight of the crowd: “Here’s a guy who, in a culture that virtually demanded marriage, was a single guy, spent most of his time with twelve men, singled out three of them for leadership and one of them is known in the Bible as ‘the one whom Jesus loved.’ Now I’m not saying Jesus was gay, but let’s be careful to rope this guy in for a husband, wife and 2.2 children model for family. He knew about families of choice and so do LGBT people.”

Talk about bad comedy, especially from the lips of an ordained bishop.

First, while being celibate was the exception to the rule in first century Jewish culture, it was certainly not unheard of (in the Old Testament, Jeremiah was celibate, as were other religious Jews in Jesus’ day, like some of the Essenes). Second, it was the norm for a rabbi/teacher to gather a group of male disciples around himself. The fact that Jesus also had some female followers (see Luke 8:1-3) was unusual. Third, choosing three men for leadership in a male-led society is exactly what we would expect. Fourth, when the Bible talks about God loving someone or someone loving God, there’s obviously nothing of a sexual nature implied. The same applies when spoken about Jesus.

Robinson, however, has the temerity to claim that Jesus is a poor example for advocates of natural marriage and family, stating that, “He knew about families of choice and so do LGBT people.”

Which “families of choice” did Jesus know about, Bishop Robinson? And have you forgotten, sir, how he answered a question about divorce by asking, “Haven’t you read that at the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female,’ and said, ‘For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh’? So they are no longer two, but one. Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate.” (Matthew 19:4-6)

This is the clearest statement about God’s intent for marriage found anywhere in the Bible, and it comes from the lips of Jesus himself. Yet Robinson wants Jesus to be an advocate of genderless marriage, not to mention possibly gay himself.

Michael Brown

Michael Brown is the host of the nationally syndicated talk radio show The Line of Fire and is the president of FIRE School of Ministry. His newest book is Outlasting the Gay Revolution: Where Homosexual Activism Is Really Going and How to Turn the Tide. Connect with him on Facebook at AskDrBrown or on Twitter at drmichaellbrown