When he walks into a room, I feel rather sorry for him, but then I feel rather sorry for Bill Clinton, too, and for Hillary. No longer do I call her "Bill's lovely wife Bruno." She looks grandmotherly rather than tough. I guess maybe her coeval from the 1960s generation of student government goody-goodies, Newt, looks grandfatherly rather than brainy. What does Al Gore look like these days, and Jean-Francois Kerry? They all quite abruptly assumed old age.
Yet Newt did it on the field of battle. I suppose I should compliment him for that; he is running once again for high office: the presidency. But there is something manic about his presence in the presidential field. Now he's been reduced to saying that he has been counted out so many times that it's just a matter of time before he wins the presidential nomination. Can anyone other than Newt follow that line of reasoning? I suppose it is a variation on his co-generationist Bill Clinton's claim that he is the Comeback Kid. Newt, however, is not a kid, and he is not coming back.
This week the editors of National Review called upon Newt to quit the race. I second the motion. A couple of weeks ago, Newt called for Rick Santorum, he having only one win in his column, to give up. Now Santorum has four wins, and Newt is stuck with his one forlorn victory an increasingly long time ago.
It is time for Newt to throw his weight behind Santorum or Mitt Romney. It is time for him to retire from the race and go on to become the greatest Futurologist in America and possibly the known world. The present is no place for him. He has displayed his judgment repeatedly, and it is deficient.
He has also displayed his art for the one-liner, and it is destructive -- destructive of other Republicans in the race. He began his race for the presidency with a flourish of ostentatious braininess that hurt Congressman Paul Ryan, a real Republican leader. Newt has gone on to endanger Santorum and Romney. It is time for him to go.
National Review asks whether he "remains in the race because he still believes he could become president next year or because he wants to avenge his wounded pride." Those of us who grew up with the 1960s generation recognize that he believes both. He thinks he could be the nominee and indeed the president (SET ITAL) and (END ITAL) that he wants to avenge his pride. In any event, he should quit now. He has already done enough damage. All of his one-liners are being studied by President Obama's staff and will be deployed soon against the Republican nominee.
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