Gun control zealots state that we (the serfs of Obamaland) shouldn’t have “assault weapons with high capacity magazines” because we don’t “need” them. And these wizards—who don’t know diddly about guns—know exactly what we need. Oh, yes they do, girlfriend.
If you don’t believe me just ask them. They’ll tell you what kind of guns you should and shouldn’t have even though their bodyguards and their children’s bodyguards have the exact battery that they forbid us to build.
“Why can they live in a dynamic state of duplicity,” you ask? Well, Dinky, it’s because they are more special than us common rubes, us po’ uneducated, unevolved, knuckle draggers who still believe in silly, silly things like God and … and … liberty.
To these Hambones the Bill of Rights is the Bill of Needs, and they’re the self-appointed arbiters of what we need and don’t need, so ipso facto step-n-fetch monkeys, do what they say. Achtung.
Isn’t that simple? Gosh. They make it so easy for us. Why, thank you Mr. Gun Control Freak, thank you.
Yep, they inform us that we don’t need semi-auto weapons for self defense or hunting, which sounds great and all until you run into some Leftist lunatic, like the disgraced ex-cop, Christopher Dorner, who’s killing LAPD and their kids with … you got it … assault weapons with high capacity magazines.
Indeed, this past week another liberal went on a shooting spree, exacting revenge for cops firing him. BTW, what happened to taking a Tony Robbins class and rising to whatever occasion once life craps on you? Nowadays, if we go broke or get busted or bested because of whatever reason, instead of feeling like a dbag and taking reproof and responsibility some whiners instead shoot up a cop’s kids or kill kindergarteners.
Speaking of Dorner, did you know that this cat posted a rambling manifesto via Facebook on why he’s murdering folks? You did?
Did you know he likes Tebow and that rascal Charlie Sheen? You did? Okay, let’s crank things up a few notches.
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