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Thursday, June 05, 2008
Thor Tolo :: Townhall.com Columnist
McCain Plays the Role of Indiana Jones
by Thor Tolo
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C.S. Lewis, if he’s watching from Heaven and waiting for the wildly popular return of Indiana Jones to come out on DVD, can only chuckle with the angels about what might have been if Harrison Ford had played “Prince Caspian” instead of the remarkably talented, perfectly convincing—but much lesser known—Ben Barnes.

Actually there are fair parallels between this box office battle and the recently-concluded political duel between presumptive Republican nominee John McCain and former candidate Mike Huckabee.

The former governor of Arkansas stormed out of the gate fast, winning Iowa a week before McCain won New Hampshire—and by an even larger margin. Caspian’s $55 million opening weekend was gold by Hollywood standards—a week before the reprisal of Ford’s role as the loveable adventurer more than doubled that gross before the Memorial Day Monday.

Huckabee’s humility, hopeful messages and self-deprecating humor are unmistakably rooted in his Christian beliefs, while McCain’s pro-life and traditional marriage positions could be viewed as politically expedient. Likewise, the unassuming Prince Caspian and the charming characters he surrounds himself with are unmistakably committed to the conquering of evil, while Indiana Jones seems committed only to the prize that awaits him at journey’s end.

As was the case eight years ago when McCain figured to be George W. Bush’s biggest nuisance en route to the Republican nomination, the Arizona senator remains a favorite among mainstream media. Likewise, a movie like “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” (especially with Harrison Ford as this summer’s Hollywood god) is going to naturally appeal to entertainment reporters hell-bent on glamorizing the superficial while ignoring Christian-friendly film like “Prince Caspian.”

In a post-modern pop culture like ours, what hope has a movie for genuine critical acclaim when the most reliable fans will be church-goes hungry for a family-friendly film with neither foul language nor gratuitous violence? Indeed, what hope did Huckabee have in an almost endless campaign season wherein even a wayward hiccup can cause a negative news cycle complemented by countless hours of hyper-analysis?

The answer to both questions is the same: virtually none.

Like Huckabee’s, Prince Caspian’s charm and charisma are immediately contagious. Like McCain, Indiana Jones has had a long and successful run as a straight-talking underdog, capped off by one last hurrah.

Although the voice of Aslan the Lion belongs to Liam Neeson, there are no readily recognizable faces in Narnia. With the exception of Chuck Norris, the same was true of the Huckabee campaign. Continued...

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Thor Tolo is the host of “Live From Seattle.” His program is heard daily on KGNW-AM 820 in Seattle and at KGNW.com.

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Hackabee for VP? No thanks
I'm already disinclined to vote for McCain for President, and leaning strongly toward voting for Bob Barr on the Libertarian ticket. But if anything could close out the last remote possibility of my voting for McCain, and indeed persuade me to vote for Obama, it would be Mike Huckabee for VP. I didn't really like any of the Republican candidates except Ron Paul (and I'll admit even he has his flaws) but Huckabee was the only GOP hopeful I disliked even more than McCain.

Of course, I'm sure Huckabee, who recently declared that small-l libertarians like me are what's wrong with the Republican Party, would be happy to do without my unclean, unGodly vote. McCain probably feels the same. Better to lose a close election than to win it with the help of scum like me, right, guys?


PC, Correct You Are, Sir
Romney: strengthens our hand in the West, puts MI strongly in play for us, serves up a bright star in economics for the stump, has the campaign funding connections, and is as close to a "kiss and make up with the conservative wing" VP choice as McCain could select. This is an IQ test for McCain and an average IQ score wins the day.

BTW: Huckabee has no conservative chops; he's a populist. (See William Jennings Bryan.)

Charles F Schanie, PhD
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