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Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Rich Galen :: Townhall.com Columnist
He Madoff With All the Money
by Rich Galen
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What happens is, I convince you to invest money in some enterprise and promise a rate of return. If I am a crook - but a good salesman - I pay you the promised return, not from profits of the enterprise but from the money I take in from the next investor. Then I pay the second guy with the money the third guy invests with me and so on.

Sooner or later I run out of people to give me money, so there is nothing to pay the later investors with and the scheme collapses.

Bernard Madoff didn't promise fabulous returns. He promised stability and long-term profits, so as word spread that this was a safe haven with pretty good returns, more and more people came in, allowing him to sustain the scam because every new dollar was a dollar he could use to pay off the previous investors.

But, because of the dreadful economic and market conditions, investors wanted, or needed, to take their money out of his company to pay off other bad investments, to pay off their investors, or to put under their mattress. Some $7 billion worth of investors wanted their money. Madoff, of course, didn't have it, and so his business collapsed and everyone who invested with him has lost every dime.

These were not people responding to e-mails promising huge profits on penny stocks. These were educated, wealthy, intelligent people who knew, or should have known, their way around a prospectus.

According to Forbes' columnist Neil Weinberg:

There are no bigger oxymorons in finance than the terms "smart money" and "sophisticated investors." Too often they describe suckers willing to suspend critical thought in exchange for entry into an exclusive club with a velvet rope out front.

Wall Street does not serve free lunches. It does not grant rewards without risks. Those universal truths apply equally to money whether it's dumb or smart.

Charities, college endowments, foundations doing good works all lost millions or billions in the scheme. They wanted in and, as every fiction writer - author or crooked fund manager - needs from his audience, they suspended disbelief.

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Rich Galen has been a press secretary to Dan Quayle and Newt Gingrich. Rich Galen currently works as a journalist and writes at Mullings.com

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What to do with SS recipients: Get them off their duff and make them go looking for the 50 billion Madoff madeoff with.

When they find it, have them invest it in our new business venture (yours and mine) which builds bingo halls across the land. We'll cheat of course. In 3 years we'll have all the money the OTHER retirees have.

Then with the trillions we get we hire the American military forces and conquer the the world with it.

This should take us about another year.

Afterwhich we retire just in time to re-elect Barak Obama in 2012.

If they don't find the money, let them eat cake.






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What to do with those Americans whose sole source of income is Social Security?

Answers from the Right:

Libertarians: Make them go away

Social conservatives: Tell them to pray harder.

Fiscal conservatives: Find some company to take over running the SS system "like a business" (you know, with lots of corruption, lousy decision-making, and really, really big CEO salaries and perks.)

REALLY traditional conservatives: Go baack to the old ways and start reducing people's lifespans.

Sarah Palin: Target practice until moose-hunting season.
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