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Friday, February 13, 2009
Rachel Marsden :: Townhall.com Columnist
Joe Biden: Rain Man of the Democratic Party
by Rachel Marsden
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Where is Vice-President Joe Biden? In the Obama administration, he’s a political quadriplegic sending signals from underneath the HopenChange Party Bus. It’s a sort of morse code, and last week he managed to get out: “3-0-%-S-C-R-E-W-E-D”.

Here’s the context of Biden’s remarks: “Not since World War II has a caucus gathered with so many challenges facing our country and the stakes so high. If we do everything right … there’s still a 30 percent chance we’re going to get it wrong.”

When President Obama was asked what Biden meant, he said he wasn’t sure: “You know, I don’t remember exactly what Joe was referring to. Not surprisingly.”

Best I can tell, Biden gets a gut feeling which makes its way to his brain, but usually ends up on the exit ramp to his mouth instead.

So far be it for me to guess exactly what was going on in Vice-President Biden’s head when he made this remark, or how much of his comment was directed at the economic crisis currently being exacerbated by endless meddling - like when you pluck your eyebrows and it comes out uneven, so you just keep plucking and evening them out until you have nothing left. That’s the US treasury.

But you’ve got to figure that the economy must have been foremost in Biden’s mind when he said these things, right?

While he may not have been thinking exclusively about this enormous Democratic party spending spree, he may as well have been speaking only of it: ACORN gets a whopping $4 billion. Unemployable feminists get $300 million to fight violence against women (I thought the police did that). Artists get $50 million to make “art” that wouldn’t need grants if it was marketable. $90 million to “educate” the dummies who don’t yet realize that starting in 2010, their rabbit-ear TVs won’t work with the digital conversion. $4.2 billion for liberals to “stabilize” neighborhoods – meaning they get turned into make-work projects that never end up improving, lest people lose their “stabilization” jobs.

Again, while Biden perhaps wasn’t addressing the economy specifically, to say there’s a 30% chance this $800 billion dollar package may not do anything for the economy sounds about right. He could have made that 100% - because, according to the Washington Post, the Obama administration is already pondering another $1.5 trillion cash withdrawal from the people’s account at the Bank Of Hopenchange, suggesting they don’t have a whole lot of faith, and putting them in agreement with economists who told Bloomberg News that it won’t stop the economic slide. Continued...

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Rachel Marsden is a columnist with Human Events Magazine, and Editor-In-Chief of GrandCentralPolitical News Syndicate.
 
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You All Miss The Point
You all are missing the point. Obama and the DNC purposely picked Bungling Joe Biden, for these very traits. The DNC hand picked Barack Obama to be their Hand Puppet, because he is a Sociopathic Narcissist, and he serves the purpose of the Socialists in the DNC and the U.S. Congress. Obama wants center stage, and will not share the spotlight with anybody, and will rubber stamp any piece of garbage legislation presented to him by his Handlers, the U.S. Congress.

By choosing Biden, it also makes Obama appear to be the Super Intellectual as he reads his teleprompter, but at times, when Obama has no Teleprompter, he stammers, and stutters and looks even more stupid than Biden. You can bet that his handlers and the Mainstream Media will make sure and censor Obama's impromptu speeches as he demostrates his Ineptness in understanding how to explain complex matters.

Obama is good at reading prepared text on a teleprompter, and at sloganeering, but he is no intellectual giant, as the media have tried to portray. Old Joe Biden is the Sacrificial Goat and this is why Obama and the DNC chose him. It makes the Sacrificial Goat, and Incidentally, the White Guy, appear to be the fool and therefore, inferior to Obama, the Slick Tongued Devil Black Guy. This is the same story that sit-coms have been showing since the 1970's and onward--The White Guy and Christians are bungling fools, and Exotic Black Guys and Foreign Religions and Philosophies are shown to be superior. Now, do you get the picture?? So, how about not bashing poor old Joe. Joe is not typical of all White Guys and Christians. Better stop all these socialists, and take your kids back from the government schools, where the dumbing down and brainwashing takes place.

OLD MC DONALD HAD A FARM !
BH,BH, O,THE WHOLE FARM IS IN THE PAWN SHOP!
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