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Monday, September 21, 2009
Paul Greenberg :: Townhall.com Columnist
Where Does the South End?
by Paul Greenberg
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Dear Old Friend,

It was wholly a pleasure to hear your theory about where the South ends, probably because any theory about the South will get a conversation going around dinner tables, at barber shops, in graduate seminars on Southern history, and just about anywhere else in these talkative latitudes.

Your theory is that the South ends where the last monument to the Confederate soldier can be seen. This would mean that Bentonville, up in the far northwest corner of Arkansas, and known far and wide as the capital of Wal-Mart, qualifies as Southern. This might comes as a surprise, or even an unwarranted claim, to folks in Arkansas farther south, who think of the northwestern corner of the state as Midwestern. Or at least Oklahoman.

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If you think being considered Midwestern is a step up from Southern (and I am rather fond of Midwesterners myself with their open, friendly manner), then you're not a Southerner. If you think of it as a step down, then you're a Southerner no matter where you live. Or at least you're someone who prefers the distinctive to the bland.

I know where the South ends in Arkansas. Or begins, depending on which way you're traveling. It's at the Mammoth Orange diner in Redfield, Ark., colloquially known as the Big Orange. Check it out. You can have one of those big burgers while you're there. I wonder if they still serve Grapette sodas. An RC Cola and a Moon Pie might be too much to hope for in these all too advanced times.

The South ends at Redfield because Southernness is a function of mean elevation above sea level: the lower the altitude, the more black folks and black soil, the more traces of the plantation economy and culture, the more Southern. Which is why the Arkansas delta is more Southern than the Arkansas hills. Redfield is just before the hills begin, therefore it's on the uneven line of demarcation between North and South. Q.E.D.

I've often thought the Big Orange ought to put up one of those markers like they have out west to note the continental divide. Only this one would say: "Here the South Ends, May the Lord Be With You. (At Least as Far as Little Rock.)" On the other side, the marker would say: "Welcome to the South, Y'all." The welcome wouldn't be complete without that second-person plural. Not just geography and climate change when you enter Dixie, but the language.

So how come you find pockets of deep-dyed Southernness in unlikely places like the hills of eastern Tennessee or in the middle of Missouri? The then-little town of Columbia, Mo., where I went to school for a couple of idyllic years, was in Boone County, which at the time used to be called Little Dixie.

My explanation: Southerners on the periphery of the South have to be the most aware of their Southernness in order to hold on to their identity. The way you might find the most ardent nationalists of any stripe on the outskirts of the nation. See George Orwell's essay, "Notes on Nationalism." Continued...

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Ignorance is Bliss for Some!!!
If ignorance is truly bliss, the libs on this site must be ecstatic.

Patty
Not only do you spew bigotry, but you seem to be completely ignorant of racial tensions in the North (and elsewhere). Consider the Jackie Robinson story... Major League Baseball was a game for white's only until JR "broke the color barrier." When he did finally start playing MLB, he was shunned and subjected to merciless racial slurs and other disgusting displays of bigotry as the Dodgers went from city to city. This ALL occurred in the North - the barrier & the racism. (BTW, as another side topic, I submit it was "the Greatest Generation" mostly engaged in this shameful bigotry.)

Anyway, the anti-black sentiments and racial incidents directed toward JR were happening in New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Illinois, and Massachusetts. There wasn't a Southern team in the league at that time.

Speaking of which, haven't you ever heard about the extreme racial tensions which still exist in "enlightened" and "progressive" places like Boston?
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