Dr. Adams: I noticed you haven’t run a column featuring your hate mail in quite some time. What’s up with that? --Dave

Congratulations, Dave! Your email is the lead-in for my latest hate mail column. I hope you enjoy it … even if you don’t hate me! --Mike

To be a Conservative one must have a mental disorder! A Conservative is defined as a person that has 2 perfectly good legs but has never learned to walk forward. --Arnold

Arnold, most liberals wouldn't have learned to walk upright if stores hadn't started putting beer on the top shelf. --Mike

Mr. [sic] Adams, You [sic] column on mental health issues is the most intolerant and bigoted piece of crap I have ever read. Its [sic] also utterly inaccurate. You are the sort of bigoted bible thumping proselytizing ass that gives true conservatives a bad name. Do the rest of us a favor and shut the hell up. --Andy Buchanan

Sorry, Andy. You didn't say "please." --Mike Adams

Dr. Adams, you are a paranoid idiot. You probably think your next door neighbor is a communist. --John

Hi John! That isn’t true. My next door neighbor is a Republican. But I think his cat is a communist. He’s Siamese and every time he comes near he just stares at me and says “Mao. Mao. Mao.” I’m beginning to wonder… seriously. --Mike Adams

Mr. Adams: Before I had a sex change I used to let bigots like you manipulate my feelings about my gender identity. Not anymore. We are growing in numbers and we are gaining acceptance. But, you sir, are a dinosaur. Love and Peace--Peter

Dear Peter: I’m at home with some friends and we are having a little bet. Specifically, we are wagering on what your name was before the sex change.

Could you identify the correct response?:

a)Virginia, b)Muffy, c)Delores, or d)None of the above

Thanks! --Mike Adams

Dr. Adams: It does not appear, from all of your ranting about the transgendered community, that you have any sense of what it is like to wake up in the morning feeling like a woman. --Veronica

Dear Veronica: I think we’ve established some common ground on this one. My lack of understanding of the transgendered community is, in fact, related to the fact that I simply do not know what it is like to wake up feeling like a woman. You’ve been most helpful. --Thanks, Mike Adams

Dr. Adams, you are a doushbag [sic]. --Frank

Frank, the spell checker is your friend. It isn’t your enema. --Mike Adams

You are an idiot, Dr. Adms [sic]. You cannot seriously have a PhD, can you? GO back to Mississippi where the other illiterayes [sic] are from. --Jack

Hi Jack. What are “illiterayes”? I’m afraid I lack your sophisticated vocabulary. --Mike Adms

Dr. Adams, it is in poor taste to jugde [sic] cultures other than you [sic] own. References to Muslim man [sic] as “swarthy” and remarks about Muslim headwear are simply untoward. --Sue

Hi Sue. I come from a culture where people think that judging other cultures is good. Please stop judging our culture. --Mike

p.s. I also come from a culture with a healthy respect for the spell-checker. Please, come visit us some time.

Dr. Adams: I hate Sarah Palin. The only reason she’s on the Republican ticket is because she’s a woman. --Carley

Dear Carley: I have some very bad news for you. You believe people should be chosen for positions based on qualifications, not demographics. That makes you a conservative. --Mike Adams

Dr. Adams: As a gay man, I really get tired of your disparaging remarks about homosexuals. Please tone down your rhetoric. It’s enough already. --Antonio Rossi Continued...