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Monday, June 08, 2009
Mike Adams :: Townhall.com Columnist
My 1970 GTO
by Mike Adams
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In the summer of 1980, I was looking forward to turning 16 and getting a driver’s license. All of my friends were looking forward to driving but none as much as me. My friends would be driving used Mazdas and Toyotas that got good gas mileage. But my dad bought me a 1970 GTO. He didn’t care that it got nine miles to the gallon. It looked like it was going thirty miles an hour when it was just sitting in the driveway.

Even though that old GTO was fast it had worn hydraulic lifters that were sucking away horsepower and badly wearing down the stock Pontiac cam shaft. Nonetheless, I put the pedal to the floor and burned rubber every chance I got – that is, as long as the Houston Police were nowhere in sight.

One night on Highway Three I began to hear an unfamiliar sound just after I floored the accelerator. I didn’t realize it at the time but I had merely dented the flywheel cover running over something in the road. But the sound it was making – coupled with the fact that it started just after I hit the accelerator – made me think I had spun a bearing on the crank shaft.

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So dad and I went into the garage and pulled out the motor. After it was secure on the engine lift we could see the source of the noise. And we knew we could just pull off the flywheel cover and hammer out the dent to fix the problem. But we also knew it would be so much more fun to rebuild the old motor. My dad must have figured that if I was going to finish at the bottom of my class academically I might as well have the fastest car among the 3300 students at Clear Lake High School.

For weeks, after I got home from school – and my dad got home from work – we toiled away on that engine. First we started with the internal restoration. A Crane Blazer camshaft was the first high-performance extra installed. That went with new rings and bearings, new lifters, and a nice valve job – on 10-to-1 heads with 2.11-inch intake valves.

Then we got to all the really unnecessary aftermarket items. A Holly double pump carburetor sat on a new Edelbrock manifold. Headmond headers ran just below the stock chrome valve covers. We topped it off with a small chrome air filter that allowed people to better see what we had beneath the hood (plus, you could hear it sucking in air from inside the passenger compartment). Finally, there were nice Thrush mufflers to let people know we were coming long before we got there.

When we were done, my friend Jim Duke joked that he hoped his dad would hurry up and have a midlife crisis - so he could build him a hot rod, too. My buddy Terry Cohn said I had the coolest dad in town. Terry has always been wise beyond his years. Continued...

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Mike Adams is a criminology professor at the University of North Carolina Wilmington and author of Feminists Say the Darndest Things: A Politically Incorrect Professor Confronts "Womyn" On Campus.
 
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My 2006 GTO...
Great piece, Mike. My first car was a 1976 Camaro. I was a senior in HS. I share much of your story, though not with as much nostalgic satisfied.

Each new car over the years was a little better. (I owed a 78 used Camaro in college, too). When I graduated, I bought a new, 1988 Daytona Shelby turbo. That was followed by a 1992 Camaro RS, 1999 Camaro SS and 2002 Camaro Z28.

My favorite and the best car I ever owned is my current 2006 GTO. And I'd have to argue the best GTO ever built. It's got the 6.0 liter, 400 hp LS2, close ratio 6 speed, 19 inch wheels, all leather and spice red.

It's nice to stroll down memory lane. Thanks for doing that for us. One of the adventures of life is looking to a better future. I'm ambivalent that my next car will top this one.

One one hand, statists in our government are telling car companies what they must build and what I have to drive. They claim it's to save the planet from global warming (the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on man-kind) or to free us from dependence on foreign oil. (How about you unleash American energy companies from the shackles of your regulations and let them produce our own... drill oil, refine gas, mine for coal and build nuclear power plants?) But no... it's not about the planet or national security at all. It's the same as it always is with statists. It's about power and control over the lives of others.

On the other hand, American ingenuity, talent and productivity has been through a worse assault and come through. What will top the 2006 GTO? We shall see... and I'll have to look no further than my 3-car (triple carbon foot print) garage.

Don't miss the point
Seems to me the US auto industry was doing quite well until the government started telling them how to build cars in the late '60's.
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