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Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Michelle Malkin :: Townhall.com Columnist
D'OH-bama's Mortgage Industry Mess
by Michelle Malkin
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Will the Dems' health care Christmas Present to America be an improvement or detriment to our health care system?


Translation: I will remain willfully blind to the conflicts of interest created by my own mortgage industry-bashing rhetoric.

Next, Obama leaned on his "Washington games" crutch and attempted to distance himself from the appointees whom he has assigned the most important and intimate of tasks: "You're going to have to direct -- it becomes sort of a -- this is a game that can be played -- everybody, who is tangentially related to our campaign, I think, is going to have a whole host of relationships. I would have to hire the vetter to vet the vetters."

"Tangential"? He appointed them to search for his second in command. "Tangential" is the cleaning lady in his Sioux Falls campaign office.

Finally, channeling Bill Clinton's "is-is" parsing, Obama attempted to argue that his dubious veep selection committee members don't really "work" for him: "They're performing that job well. It's a volunteer, unpaid position. And they're giving me information, and I will then exercise judgment in terms of who I want to select as a vice presidential candidate. So these aren't folks who are working for me, they're not people I have assigned to a particular job in a future administration."

There are only so many gaffes, missteps, mistakes, flubs and self-delusional statements one can make before serial naivete becomes endemic stupidity. Obama has reached the point of no return.

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Michelle Malkin makes news and waves with a unique combination of investigative journalism and incisive commentary. She is the author of Unhinged: Exposing Liberals Gone Wild .

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Democrats solve Global Warming!
Democratic genius Dennis Kuchinich and other intellectual Democrats have found the answer to Global Warming.

Future Secretary of Commerce Maxine Waters was explaining why NASA should land the 'Sun Lander' at NIGHT to avoid heat damage to the lander.

A common epiphany occured involving Maxine Waters, Dennis Kuchinich, Barney Frank, John Murtha and William Jefferson.

They said all of the sudden we realized what is causing 'Global Warming' at the same time!

DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME!

"Adding more hours of sunlight during the summer afternoons", a spokesman for the group said "is the obvious culprit".

The five congresspersons declared they would wear only 'Speedos' publicly until Al Gore acknowledges their momentous discovery.

A spokesman for Al Gore said "Mr Gore is in a bitter dispute involving his claim of inventing the wheel with Louis Farrakhan who claims space aliens created the 'Mother Wheel' and may not have time to comment on the discovery."

The 'Speedo' five will appear 'Speedo' clad til all congresspeople join in solidarity by wearing 'Speedos' - Harry Reid is expected to wear a 'Speedo' immediately.

The bill will be entitled "Stop Global Warming by Eliminating Extra Hours of Sunshine" sponsored by all intellectuals in the Democratic Party.

Call your congresspersons today!

Join the fight against Global Warming - wear your 'Speedo' everywhwere in solidarity with the 'Speedo Five'!

Stunning repartee
Some posters need to learn that name calling and innuendo only make them appear as foolish as their words.

Especially when none of their words speak to the issues at hand.
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