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Friday, August 29, 2008
Kathleen Parker :: Townhall.com Columnist
The Billification of Barack Obama
by Kathleen Parker
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WASHINGTON -- The night was praised as a merging of the seas, as Bill and Hillary Clinton led their party in a healing ritual of unity by anointing The One.

And the Democrats did heal themselves.

And Bill Clinton did pass the baton to Barack Obama. And Hillary Rodham and her staff did comfort the disappointed. And the people hugged. And the people wept. And then both men texted their wives with the same message: "Smile, mama, it's almost over."

And Michelle and Hillary did smile.

But is it over?

Is the pope pro-choice?

Whatever the Clintons say or do, it is never -- ever -- for the benefit only of someone else. And it is never over.

When it comes to politics, the Clintons are twinnier than the Twin Cities where Republicans will gather next week. For their entire marriage, the two have acted as one organism, both aimed at a common goal: Survival of the Clintons.

Their performances at the Democratic convention, no matter how polished, can't suddenly be viewed outside the prism of that knowledge and our nation's experience. They are nothing if not professional pols, and both surpassed themselves.

But beneath that sea of tranquility and brotherly love being projected from Denver is a roiling mistrust.

The Obamas don't trust the Clintons -- and they shouldn't. The Clintons haven't really surrendered -- and they won't.

History tells us as much.

Watching Michelle Obama as the cameras panned her face during the former president's speech was to be reminded of that history. It was irresistible to wonder what she was thinking. At times unsmiling and barely clapping, she seemed unable to muster her political face. We can imagine her thinking: Remind Obi-Wan to check that baton for razor blades.

It must have been supremely difficult for her to sit and watch as the convention hall welcomed Bill Clinton by exploding into prolonged applause. Barack Obama is The One, not Bill Clinton.

But it was like old times for the former president, swaddled in adoration, marinating in the musk of his minions. Oh, the rapture, the bask. So much flesh.

For his part, Clinton did what he has spent a lifetime doing -- trying to make everyone love him. All the chatter about his statesmanlike qualities in bridging the divide and healing the wounds is Kool-Aid talking. What else was he going to do? Minimize Obama's nomination by comparing him to Jesse Jackson, as he did after the South Carolina primary? Continued...

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Kathleen Parker is a syndicated columnist with the Washington Post Writers Group.
 
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Truth be Told
Ms. Parker spoke truth about the Clintons though civility keeps her from telling the whole truth.

That the Democratic Party tapped Sen. Joe Biden to provide on the job training for Obama reveals much. Most observers expected Biden to serve as Sec. of State in either a McCain or Obama administration. Even his detractors acknowledge Biden's remarkable foreign policy experience and skills.

Seems Democrats are positioning Biden to be their next presidential nominee. Biden's allies in DC have no patience for the Clintons and will crush them in due time.

McCain's selection of the 'unknown woman' from Alaska helped the entire country. The Republicans have a woman on their ticket who embodies everything Hillary hates yet nearly everything Americans need to see to elect a woman.

The Clintons are old news whether they realize it or not.

Ms. Parker...
Let it go now... take a breath... be easy
Jayhawk breathlessly anticipates POTUS #43's address at the Republican convention.
When will he speak ???
Just one night... why not every night ???
Wouldn't that be grand !!!
Four nights of catapulting the propoganda... or having the decider decide what to say... or not worrying about Osama Bin Laden... or accomplishing missions... wearing band-aids with purple hearts drawn on them... you know, Presidential stuff
That would be sure to help the birthday boy,
Senator John McCain
McCain- Cheney !!!
You heard it here first !!!
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