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Monday, February 16, 2009
George Will :: Townhall.com Columnist
The Law of Doomsaying
by George Will
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WASHINGTON -- A corollary of Murphy's Law ("If something can go wrong, it will") is: "Things are worse than they can possibly be." Energy Secretary Steven Chu, an atomic physicist, seems to embrace that corollary but ignores Gregg Easterbrook's "Law of Doomsaying": Predict catastrophe no sooner than five years hence but no later than 10 years away, soon enough to terrify but distant enough that people will forget if you are wrong.

Chu recently told the Los Angeles Times that global warming might melt 90 percent of California's snowpack, which stores much of the water needed for agriculture. This, Chu said, would mean "no more agriculture in California," the nation's leading food producer. Chu added: "I don't actually see how they can keep their cities going."

No more lettuce or Los Angeles? Chu likes predictions, so here is another: Nine decades hence, our great-great-grandchildren will add the disappearance of California artichokes to the list of predicted planetary calamities that did not happen. Global cooling recently joined that lengthening list.

In the 1970s, "a major cooling of the planet" was "widely considered inevitable" because it was "well established" that the Northern Hemisphere's climate "has been getting cooler since about 1950" (The New York Times, May 21, 1975). Although some disputed that the "cooling trend" could result in "a return to another ice age" (the Times, Sept. 14, 1975), others anticipated "a full-blown 10,000-year ice age" involving "extensive Northern Hemisphere glaciation" (Science News, March 1, 1975, and Science magazine, Dec. 10, 1976, respectively). The "continued rapid cooling of the Earth" (Global Ecology, 1971) meant that "a new ice age must now stand alongside nuclear war as a likely source of wholesale death and misery" (International Wildlife, July 1975). "The world's climatologists are agreed" that we must "prepare for the next ice age" (Science Digest, February 1973). Because of "ominous signs" that "the Earth's climate seems to be cooling down," meteorologists were "almost unanimous" that "the trend will reduce agricultural productivity for the rest of the century," perhaps triggering catastrophic famines (Newsweek cover story, "The Cooling World," April 28, 1975). Armadillos were fleeing south from Nebraska, heat-seeking snails were retreating from central European forests, the North Atlantic was "cooling down about as fast as an ocean can cool," glaciers had "begun to advance" and "growing seasons in England and Scandinavia are getting shorter" (Christian Science Monitor, Aug. 27, 1974).

Speaking of experts, in 1980 Paul Ehrlich, a Stanford scientist and environmental Cassandra who predicted calamitous food shortages by 1990, accepted a bet with economist Julian Simon. When Ehrlich predicted the imminent exhaustion of many nonrenewable natural resources, Simon challenged him: Pick a "basket" of any five such commodities, and I will wager that in a decade the price of the basket will decline, indicating decreased scarcity. Ehrlich picked five metals -- chrome, copper, nickel, tin and tungsten -- that he predicted would become more expensive. Not only did the price of the basket decline, the price of all five declined. Continued...

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George F. Will is a 1976 Pulitzer Prize winner whose columns are syndicated in more than 400 magazines and newspapers worldwide.
 
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wow!
Burt has already predicted the collapse of The United States. Now he sees the end of Western Civilization. Remember just 3 weeks ago when George Will commented about the doomsayers? Of course, Will was addressing those wrascally wiberals who are either fools jumping at ill-informed shadows or worse, manipulators of fear for gain.

So, what do we have here; conservatives with a liberal flaw, folks with no memory (another liberal flaw) or just plain old hypocrisy (gee, that’s a liberal flaw too)?

My advice is to start building secret, self-sufficient, highly armed compounds; then drop off the grid.

Philip Cooney
All good Cons should know about this clown. Google Philip Cooney for a good laugh -- or a good cry for people concerned one iota for the environment. How much damage has this guy done?

Will has no clue what he is talking about, and certainly did not read the entire articles he quotes, because if he did he would have had to resort to a few outlier scientists to back up his point. Otherwise we have to assume Will DID read all articles in their entirety and is a horrible columnist.

Notice how Cons now distrust everything science, but know very little about the scientific method. Cons attached themselves to "science" when they realized they could persuade unknowing school boards that Creationism was a science (than abruptly changed the name to ID when that failed). Now they want to wave their hand in the air and proclaim that everything is debatable, therefore GW does not exist.

Analogy -- The Earth is flat. The Earth is a sphere. Both are wrong, but to a Con both are equally wrong. To a Liberal, we understand that a sphere gets you closer to the "truth". Cons argue that scientists do not know enough about the Earth since they debate the shape, therefore it is just as likely flat.
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