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Monday, May 25, 2009
Burt Prelutsky :: Townhall.com Columnist
It Takes a Village of Idiots
by Burt Prelutsky
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I have always found it odd that whenever the producers of TV, movies and records, are accused of setting a bad example for the kids, they always insist that their product is simply entertainment and that entertainment in no way influences youthful behavior. If they really believed it, they’d have to be even stupider than they are.

It’s not just that they’re every bit as aware as the rest of us that advertisers spend billions of dollars a year advertising their merchandise in the media, but additional fortunes are spent on product placement in motion pictures targeted to young people. They also know that advertisers get into bidding wars for the services of a LeBron James.

But the real proof that these people are lying through their teeth when they tell you that the tube lacks the power to influence kids is to be found on their shelves and their walls. All you have to do is check out the various plaques and scrolls with which they adorn their offices. Let a TV show’s young star be seen buckling up when he gets in his car, and the producer is sure to be honored for promoting safe driving. When years ago, the Fonz was shown to have a library card, librarians all over the country saw the number of young readers spike overnight. The producers received a ton of commendations for promoting literacy.

On the reverse side, when such terrible role models as Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears misbehave, the ripples are felt all across teenage America.

Some years ago, Charles Barkley, then a star in the NBA, said he didn’t sign on to serve as anybody’s good example. Instead, he announced that kids should use their parents as role models. If only it were that simple. Unfortunately, a large number of children don’t have fathers in their lives. But the sad truth is that even when there is a father in the house, kids rarely hold their hard-working dads in the same high regard they do basketball players and rock stars.

All in all, I’m glad I’m not young anymore. I’m even grateful I’m not raising a youngster. That’s because liberals are doing their best to destroy childhood.

I’m not saying it’s their intention, but it’s certainly how things are working out. It’s as if they can’t wait to hurry the sprouts through what should be their innocent years. Trying to turn something as joyful as Christmas into something as barren as the winter solstice is only one sad part of the campaign.

First, we can’t wait to get the tots out of the home and into pre-school. Then we get them into grammar school and pile on homework, lest they get the idea that childhood is supposed to be fun. Judging by the test scores, the homework is nothing but punishment for the sin of being young. It obviously isn’t for the purpose of education or so many teenagers wouldn’t be graduating from high school without math or language skills.

The one area in which young people are well ahead of their ancestors is in sexual matters. At a tender age or at least what should be a tender age, the girls are learning to put prophylactics on bananas and the boys are learning to swagger like pint-sized pimps.

I would like to lay most of the blame on Bill Clinton, who had parents all over the country being asked by their youngsters to define a blow job. But those perverted beauty pageants for five-year-olds such as JonBenet Ramsey had tainted the American landscape even before Clinton got around to tainting the Oval Office. Continued...

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W. Burt Prelutsky is an accomplished, well-rounded writer and author of "The Secret of Their Success: Interviews with Legends and Luminaries."
 
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Alice - GA 6:10 5/26
I don't know where you live in FL, but I do hope it is way south! I live in Atlanta and would not want the kids to run into you or your ilk with such a bad attitude and disposition ... Alice

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Alice I live in N FL. I moved out of S FL to get away from selfish, self-absorbed, material clutching kids and parents (like you??). Apparently, my preference to teach morality, honor, and virtue over materialism and other selfish ideology is what you consider as a "bad attitude and disposition"??

Sorry, fake materialistic idols or people are not for me. I pray this is not what you teach your kids.

No wonder there are so many misguided kids out there, with attitudes like yours who have disdain toward parents that see value in non-materialism child rearing.




lets see eric
you want to secede huh.

well we need to start building the border fence in oklahoma.

texas has recieved 16 billion dollars from the feds during perry's tenure.

4 billion from fema alone.

of course all the sports teams would leave and the feds would have to be reimbursed for everything from food stamps to interstate highway maintenance.

you would have to raise your own military and your own homeland security at airports and other federally run jurisdictions.

and i haven't even got to the treason part of secession.

america---- love it or leave it.
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