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The Vibes for the US Men's Hockey Team Are So High, We Got Strippers Standing for the Anthem

The Vibes for the US Men's Hockey Team Are So High, We Got Strippers Standing for the Anthem
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They’re all nursing hangovers, and no doubt, they’ll be out drinking again later tonight. The US men’s hockey team, celebrating their first gold medal since 1980, has been going hard in Milan, tearing it up in Miami, and now they’re in the nation’s capital for President Trump’s State of the Union. They were invited during their locker room celebration on Sunday, which has infuriated all the right people. They didn’t ruin their gold medal win. They won it, it’s theirs—the libs just have to deal with the fact that no one thinks like them, and not everyone needs Paxil as they do daily.

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The vibes are so great that strippers in Miami stood for the national anthem.

They toured the White House today and met with the president, the honor of a lifetime, no matter who occupies the office. Yes, even if it were brain-dead Joe Biden, though the US hockey teams wouldn’t have won under that presidency, so it’s not worth delving into at length. Biden’s presidency was one of weakness, which leeched into every aspect of society. 

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What a win, gentlemen and ladies. The women’s team also took home the gold and beat Canada 2-1 in overtime, but declined to attend this event. That’s their choice.

I’m still stoked over our teams taking double gold. I can’t even bother soaking in the drivel from the woke Left over this 

We won!

Also, excellent answer here from Quinn Hughes:

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Only the media is making this a thing. Mute them. 

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