It’s episode 20, folks! And there’s been a lot of entertainment since the brutal Kavanaugh Supreme Court fight. We finally confirmed Judge Kavanaugh after a brutal character assassination campaign executed by the Left in a confirmation battle that seemed to have lasted five years. It’s over. We won. He’s now Associate Justice Kavanaugh. We owned the liberals. Now, in an act of self-ownage, Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) decided to blow up the remaining cycles heading into Election Day by releasing some shoddy DNA study that showed she’s 1/1024th Native American. It’s proof, right? No, it’s straight trash. Going by that standard, Storm is an Arab, I’m black, and Micah, our tremendous producer, is Polynesian.
It proved what we all knew about Warren: she’s a liar who peddled a racial hoax, reportedly for personal gain. It’s become a source of mockery since her 2012 election. The Cherokee Nation took her to the woodshed over this study and the whole mess of this seemingly ironic instance of cultural appropriation by a hardcore liberal Democrat. You see, as a Democrat, a white person can just claim any racial heritage because…why the hell not. This party defends credibly accused rapists for presidential candidates, so this is par for the course. Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) mocked the results as well, saying he’s also taken a DNA test and hopes to beat Warren’s percentage. 1/1024th…talk about grasping at straws.
In other news, a judge tossed Stormy Daniels’ defamation lawsuit and she now has to pay for President Donald Trump’s legal fees. Trump called her “horseface” on Twitter. The left-wing resistance started a GoFundMe, collecting nearly $585,000—all of which will go into Trump’s pocket. To the west, Rep. Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) has had a rough week, with videos and stories showing her rather unhinged past. She called Arizona a crazy state and a meth lab for Democracy. She also tried to summon witches to protest the Iraq War.
To top it off, Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO), one of the most vulnerable red state Democrats running for re-election this year was caught on tape saying she’s for the far left’s anti-gun agenda, including bans on semi-automatic rifles. Her vote against Kavanaugh has had a negative impact as well; more women voters are less likely to vote for her due to her opposition to his nomination. All of this, plus the fact that Missouri broke heavily for Trump does not bode well. As for Trump, he has over $100 million in the war chest for this 2020 re-election campaign. Expect it to round out at $500 million-$1 billion by the time we get rolling for that contest.
In the meantime, enjoy Tomahawk Liz making a fool of herself and Democrats circling the wagons around her racial hoax.