I've been working on other projects today, so I'm off the blog more than I'd like to be, but I'll check back in later. Here are a couple random stories for fun.
Global warming? Global coldening? All the same to a CNN anchor.
Has anyone tried sending Uma Thurman to Kill the Farm Bill, yet?
Which is longer? The lifespan of a fruit fly or the lifespan of an earmark moratorium in the U.S. Congress?
Clinton to implement protectionist baseball trading practices, if elected, to protect the Yankees from the exploitative tactics of scrappy, lower-budget clubs.
Andrew Jackson's farewell address, just because.
What's on the menu at the White House when you're endorsed by the President? Hot dogs.
Hillary's nasty comments may cause her to lose Mississippi...worse than she would have otherwise lost it, I mean.
Surprise! Hillary's insincere on NAFTA, too!
Natalie Portman likes McCain, likes Hillary better, and thinks many comments about her are "sexist." But since she doesn't like Obama as much, she's most certainly racist, so why listen to her?