Osama, She Just Wants to Dance With Somebody, With Somebody Who Loves Her

Posted: Sep 21, 2006 2:37 PM

Gearing up for an October surprise, Karl Rove arranged for Whitney Houston to announce her split from husband Bobby Brown last week.

Now, the diva and apple of Osama's eye, has a new album coming out.

Just lure him out, Whitney. Lure. Him. Out.