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Toronto Police Enlist the Public's Help Searching for Woman with 'Full Goatee'

Twitter/@TorontoPolice

Police in Toronto, Ontario, announced this week that they were searching for a missing woman who is 27 years old. But, the woman, Isobella Degrace, was described in the police's news release as having "a thin build, shaggy blonde hair, and a full goatee." 

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"The Toronto Police Service requests the public's assistance locating a missing woman," the news release said.

"She is described as 5'10", with a thin build, shaggy blonde hair, and a full goatee. She was last seen wearing a black t-shirt and grey pants," it added. "Police are concerned for her safety." 

Twitter account Libs of TikTok responded to the post with two words: "beyond parody." 

Commentator Paul Joseph Watson wrote on Twitter that "Toronto Police caused confusion on Twitter after posting about a missing 'woman' despite the accompanying picture showing a biological male with a goatee." 

Blaze Media CEO Tyler Carditis shared the Toronto police's post, calling it the "dumbest time to be alive." 

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"The world has become too absurd to be satirized," The Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon wrote. 

"If you're in Toronto, please help police find this 'missing woman' with a beard," Newsmax correspondent Logan Ratick wrote. 

According to Fox News, Toronto police ended up locating Degrace about nine hours after sending out a missing person alert on Thursday. 

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