North Korea Says The U.S. is a Little Lump They Can Turn Into Jelly (They Can't)

The barrage of words coming from little Kim Jong Un's regime are getting more laughable by the day. After President Trump reminded the North Korean government yesterday that the United States will overwhelm them with force "the world has never seen" if they go after Guam with missiles, officials have sent back a interesting claim. 

"We consider the U.S. no more than a lump which we can beat to a jelly any time,” the Korean Central News Agency reported Thursday. 

North Korea's nuclear capabilities may be advancing, but they do not have the capability to turn the U.S. "into a jelly any time." Far from it. 

Meanwhile, President Trump issued a new response to the regime this morning and the U.S. military, which could destroy the entire country of North Korea in a number of hours, is prepared to defend Guam. 

Military solutions are now fully in place,locked and loaded,should North Korea act unwisely. Hopefully Kim Jong Un will find another path!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 11, 2017

#USAF B-1B Lancer #bombers on Guam stand ready to fulfill USFK’s #FightTonight mission if called upon to do so https://t.co/O3oVeFrNrG pic.twitter.com/IAm2qLwcWY

— U.S. Pacific Command (@PacificCommand) August 11, 2017