How to Stay Employed at NPR

Katie Pavlich | October 22, 2010 3:45 PM

If you do not want to get fired from NPR, do the following:

-Get arrested

-Use a fake, photoshopped picture of Sarah Palin as a real photo on your news show

-Express your opinion to close Guantanamo bay (if you say it should stay open, you could be fired)

-Wish that a Senator you disagree with gets AIDS

-Imply that someone you disagree with is crazy and needs to speak with their psychiatrist