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Pointless Government Program #219384

Federal Solicitation RFI-BPD-09-0028, issued by The Department Of The Treasury, solicits applications from contractors to provide jokes.

I'm not joking.

The solicitation, titled "Humor in the Workplace," allows federal employees to achieve the following:
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• Understand the importance and power of humor in the workplace in a responsible manner
• How to use talents in a creative way that adds humor to everyday experiences
• Alleviate stress in home and the office
• Know how and why humor is important to communication
• Improve work-place relationships
• Prevent burn-out
I'd like to offer Townhall's editorial team up for this task. We're more than qualified to educate others on how to instill humor in your day-to-day work. We'll alleviate your stress in an instant. Burn out? Faghettaboutit. Just leave your happy thoughts to us, and we'll take care of the rest....

HT: Zero Hedge

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